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Show I SETTING A HEM. Mcester Editur: I see dot mosht efferpoty wrides somcding for de shicken babcrs nowtays. I und I tought praps niebbc I can do dot too, so I I . wride all apoud vot dook blace mit me lasht sura-1 sura-1 mer; you know odor ef you dond know, den I 1 dells you dot Katrina (dot ish mine vrow) und I me, ve keep some shickens for a long- dime ago, I und von tay she salt to me ''Sockery," (dot ish mein name) "vy dond yon pud some of de aigsun- dcr dot olt plue' hen slackens, I dink she vants to M sate?" "Veil,1 1 sait. "mebbc 1 guess I vill." So ft I bicked oud some of tie best aigs und dook oud H to de parn fere de olt hen make her ncsht in de -H . side of de haymow, pond five or six feet up. Now you sec odor you dond see, den I dells you I Jm ' never vas ferry pig uj und town, but vas pooty pig all de vay arount in du mittle, so I koodn't reach dill I vent und get a parrel, to stant on ; veil .1 klimct me on de parrel, und ven my heat rise up py de nesht, dot olt hen she gif me such a dig dot my nose runs all ofer mit plood, und veil I todge j H pack dot plasted olt parrel he preaW, und I vent B town kerslam. I didn't tink I could go insitc a 'B : parrel pefore, but dere I vas, und I vit so xfite dot BH I koodn't ged me oud, my vesht vas bushed vay BB up untcr my armholcs. Ven I fount I vas elite B shtuck I holler "Katrina, Katrina," mid ven she B koom und sec me shtuck in de parse! up to my B annholes, mit my face all plood und aigs, she B shust lay town on de hay und laftund laft, dill I . got so mad I sait," Vot you lay dere und laft like a B voolvor, eh? vy dond you koom und bull me B oud?" und she set up und suit, 'Oh vipe off your chin, und bu'l your vesht town." Den she lnft B like she vood shblit herself more as effer. Mat as H I vas Itought to myself, Katrina she shbeaks En- W giish pcoty goot, und I only sait, mit my n-atest W riignitude, "Katrina, vill you bull me oud dis pur- i .rel?" und she sec dot I lookt pooty ret, so suit "lit coorse 1 vi 1, Sockery;,, den she lait me und de " jiarrel town, but de first bul she made I yellet g louder as 'Donner und blitzun, shtnp. dat ; dere ish nails in de parrel!" you sec de nails bent town ven I vent m, but venT koom otul dey shticks in " me all du vay arount ; veil, t inuke a shor shtory long. I tolt Katrina to go to .import ' Hansmart to "pring a saw und sawmedis parrel off; veil, he ( coom, und he like to shfylit hhnsel init-laf too; but ' he roll maofcr und saw de. parrel all te vay arount ' off. und I get up mit haf a parrel rount my vaist; , den Katrina she say, "Sockery.vaita leetlc dill I git a battern of dot new oterskirt you haf on," but Idon'tsaya vort. Ishustgita nif pud und ittlc. de hoops off, und silling dot confoundet olt parrel mit de vootbile. Pimpy ven I koom in de lion e, Katrina she sait, so shoft like, "SocKery. ain'd you going to but some aigs unter dot olt plue h :n s licKens?-11 Den I sait to her, in my tcepest woicc, 1 ef you effer Bay dot to me aghin I'll git a pill of divorces from you, so helb me shiiiiminy ' cracious " und I dell you she dit nod say dot any more. Veil Mr. Editur, ven I shtcpson a parrel now, I dond shtep on it, I gits a pox. Werry drooly yours SOCKKRY KADAIIOUT. |