Show His Philosophy Many any a man If the conceit were taken out of ot him would look like Uke an nn umbrella with Its ribs gone philosophically philo philo- philosophically said old Festus Pester When a 0 man gets to be Just about so old he can remember a great grent many things that never happened I have hove picked up a large number of similar sarcastic truths re regarding my fellow tellow fellowmen fellowmen men by eyeing them critically as os they filed by me the pathway of ot time but I have not yet found how to put my plunder to to any profitable use unless I can work It Into Int n a funny piece for tor some comic column Kan Kan Kansas sas City Star |