Show SIC TRANSIT GLORIA TANGO Last winter in a period of rashness and inconceivable folly we took a few dancing lessons We learned the tango tang the one- one step and the hesitation with all the dips drags vines grape-vines and lame ducks thereunto appertaining appertain appertain- ing and in such cases made and provided We thought we had I I II i I I I I lashed to the rudder of a lin As we glided about the hallor hall or or ricocheted from divan to davenport davenport just the e piano lamp in our mad flights thru some friendly parlor we used to feel sorry for poor Mr and Mrs Castle 4 We were the dancing demon de Imon mon of the day We were But last night we happened to drop in on some friends whose vic- vic trola as we entered was tearing off By the Sea By the Beautiful ful Sea We shall forever hate II I that tune for it is inextricably i 1 intermingled with the wreck of our lour fondest conceit We Ne learned last night that we c cant can't nt dance No more than a rabbit w we cant can't dance there was a young fellow felin fellow fel fel- low in that parlor who had brot with him from the city a slew of new steps and motions and gestures and poses and by the time we got there he had taught the young ladies such delicatessens delicatessens delicatessens as the half and half the fox trot the silo slip and the Ford Flop or something like that Why we didn't even know the holds any more Everything Everything Ev Ev- we did was vias was passe paSS or Aisne or We Ve were general Major Dub Last year if you didn't hesitate well well well- you needn't come around This year if you rou hesitate you are lost and no reward offered n o 0 |