Show AT AT ATTHE THE BOOKING If OFFICE L STAGE OFF COMEDIES Jy Will Bradshaw I DAISY AND VIOLET SPRING A I SURPRISE FINISH Dad Wadell who knew Booth by Booth by sight sight Dah Bah circus followers around here I cant can't read my Keats As a Shakespearian authority and actor I 1 am out of at my element listenIng listening listen listen- ing jag to lion tamers and sawdust actors 1 Mat Mai a I Malson equestrienne Say equestrienne Say Dad that's It to us on a tent peg Aint a nice respectable circus person as good as an ol 01 ham liam that 1 played In livery stables all over mer the world Daisy Purdue the Purdue Sisters Dads Dad's touchy on circus stuff He was out with Robinsons Robinson's show for Cor a week but the animals couldn't get along with him When he came camo Into the hipp tent the elephants used t set up a holler His disposition Is la too sour Dad Wad Wadell Ill ell Ill I'll admit the animals and I couldn't agree agro on several sc l points But the reason I resigned d was because because be be- cause they wanted me to wear a agorilla agorilla agorilla gorilla skin and ride In a cage wagon in the street parade One who played Hamlet at the command of the mayor of ot Oshkosh one time Ye gawda Bud Hale Haley circus press agent agent agent- othin against you 1 0 Dad I 1 played a agorilla agorilla agorilla gorilla when I started I 1 played the Faced Dog Demon the Cannibal King and several sev eral oral others When I r growled as Bug Bug- Jug they used to carry out women That's acting ol 01 man Algy late of the Alls You Alls You bet It ItIs ItIs itis Is Buddy Do you need any ticket this season Id I'd like to to- to The Great Otto lion tamer tamer Did you see where my Leo der dr big lion Hon got his name In der paper for tor a child pat him on der nose Dots Dot's goot Bud Dud Haley Some Haley Some of or my stuff sturt Otto Next week Im I'm going to pull another big spread for Mat Mai Maison Malson and her Arabian stallion Prince How about It Mai Mal Mai Mal oh Ob Malson Oh Bud Its It's so kind kindor of or you Going to put something in r The Great Otto They Otto They dont don't like my Leo S Algy Es Algy Es beastly unpopular 1 Mai a I Malson Girls Maison-Girls Girls why ehy hy dont don't you learn some new tricks Youre You're not too old Just yet Ill I'll get Bud to stick your pictures In soze I of or the smaller papers S Daisy Purdue Thank Purdue-Thank Thank you Well We'll Wellsee Wellsee see It if we cant can't get something In about ourselves next week that will be Interesting interesting In in- to you Dud Bud Haley Haley Id Id I'd be glad to see It Algy Algy-A Algy A press agent like you ou Buddy Duddy could put me on Broadway Dont Don't y need a ticket Dad Wadell I I would like liko to travel with your aggregation Mr Ir Haley FInley WIthe till WI the Shakespearian season opens again I 1 could play a refined wild man or or r ra a apolite apolite polite bearded lady Bud Haley Ill Haley Ill I'll see Pop Murtell I think I 1 can cnn place Algy at the side sideshow sideshow sideshow show door and fix you for the Borneo King part In the meantime Ill I'll push Mats Mai's name Daisy Purdue Purdue-It Purdue It will be a waste of or time sir Bud Dud Haley WhY Haley Why Violet Purdue Daisy Purdue-Daisy Daisy became engaged engaged en en- to Pop Murtell yesterday When they marry tomorrow shell she'll Insist insist In in- on some changes Daisy Purdue And Purdue-And And one of at them will be the press agent agent for for Mal Mai Mal Ma- son Booking Agent entering When When does docs your circus train pull out Copyright ht I H by V W. 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Chapman Dramatic Dra Dra- matic matle nl Rights flIghts Reserved g c d ni tt i f Ill Admit Hie The Animals and I Couldn't Agree on Several Points But the Reason I Resigned Was Because They Wanted Me to Wear a Gorilla Skin and Ride in In a Cage Wagon In the Street Parade about m my jump through the hoop of or fire or about m my radium gown Algy D By By jove joe Id I'd like t t be with your our show Jolly joll well Buddy I III d like the he publicity Violet Purdue the Purdue sisters You You wouldn't get It Algy Haley Is Isoo Isoo isoo oo busy getting In the photo of or Mai Ial Malson Maison and the cab horse she rides But Dut Well We'll see later later later- Daisy Purdue Well We'll Well We'll see see later later Violet Violet Its Its It's a a. nice way to treat two gIrls Iris who was born In the business Cant Can't get a line or a n. picture WellIm Well Im I'm quitting quitting- Algy Nobody Algy-Nobody Nobody knows youre you're livin Daisy Purdue Purdue haley Haley can explain the he reason If IC he lie must give all his time me to the publicity of or his fiancee fiancee- Ill I'll 11 have havo to see Eee m personal friend Mr Ir Murtell The Great Otto Who Otto Who is dis Mr Murtell I see his name by all m my pay ay checks Bud Dud Hale Haley Old Haley Old Old Pop Murtell Is our financIal backer The old gink that that was as on the lot yesterday Algy So Algy-So So Mat Mal Maison Malson and Bud are engaged eh cli I sy Bud congratulations lons and the same for Mai al Mai Mal Maison Since Malson-Since Since Bud announced It t I Ill I-I'll Ill I'll show you folks m my rin ring Were ore going to be married when we pla play lay Lima Linia where my folks ColIs live Daisy Purdue d Mistakes Purdue-Mistakes Mistakes will hap hap- pen en When a press agent Is so blind that hat he cant can't press a agent ent for anyone but ut his fiancee he ought to quit And Ando ho he o will will- Violet Purdue Purdue-Don't Purdue Don't Dont say too much girlie Idle Bud Haley What's Haley hats hat's the matter The papers wont won't print anything about a aister sister ister act fet et a novelty Dad Wadell My Il I My Louis the Fourteenth Four Four- was a novelty no I I- I Violet Purdue Listen Purdue-Listen Listen to Haley ea say eay get a novelty Do you ou call bareback bareback bare- bare back ack r ridin ln a novelty Man we can work in vaudeville If Ir we have to rho rhe he S. S P. P C C. C A. A would stop her with the ic horse He looks eo so pathetic out Jf f that one e eye e Hes He's got a take- take shoot me expression on him im Bud Haley Haley If H If youre you're to Mai Ma Matson lalEon an and Prince you'd better desist Malls tal daL Is the feature ture of this show She's on n all the banners and aud shuw cards ards She draws Tho The Great Otto Otto She's She's too much My ly My big lion Leo aint got his picture no ao o place She's everything Clown eo eo tr nice little girls like Daisy and amI Violet is nothing Mat Mal Malson Bud Malson Bud tr try to get a few tew S nes In about Ottos Otto's moth eaten lion Daisy Purdue Shed She'd Shed She'd d like to see f II fc ew w words in about us Our obituary Algy Algy I I 8 sy the picture of or a swee I rl like Mal Mai and cr or orse orae Is a I card Eh Ell Bud Dud |