Show o I r SH SHORT 0 RT STORIES OF THE mE WEEK 1 The Darts entertained entertained a fe few friends w at dinner Thursday evening wr Y 1 Notice announcement of the sacrifice fice sal of goods at the Barry store I J. J Christian Endeavor Prayer meeting i fb will be held feld ld at the oid old hall han at at t Sunda Sunday night Charles Sh Shaffer will lead There is is' tobe a restaurant erected P opposite the opera house house rouse on north northside c side sid of o rf f D street J The pres presentation on of f that laughable e comedy c nedY She Would be a a Wid Widow w has be be been en n postponed i indefinitely i x in tH V V. y Hippy be been ben in n nf Pueblo eblo for several weeks He will wil f bring back some investors in m th the ther r t. t spring sprang ring i 1 I jio S. S lB B. Rush been in My Myton ton during during dur dur- ing the trie tHe week marketing oa oats s. s He dis- dis t of a av cOIls considerable quantity quantity att at atI t t s sacked I I Y How mu much h wheat are you going to sow t corning coming s' s spring spring ring Dont Don't forget e o f th that q the Midget t M Ma Maryel rel el will will grind more than is now in sight C R. R E. E Miller and aDd wife wilt ha have returned from the they have been for forsom f so som some time and ar are now on their homestead st d in Pleasant va valley ley L' L 3 fil A number of the farmers lD in the i s v. v I i Antelope Antelop country are considering the Hie q question esti n of a private ditch to be constructed constructed constructed con con- r above the Nowland and Gray I Mountain Ion stain ditches f W. W ll lo yd d who re recently resigned corn corn- a as- as manager of the Vernal Vern l Drug company com com- pany Pant pany has a splendid h near Independence ce It is his intention to o remove there and extend i improvements inthe near future i I Robert t b rt Waugh and fa family i y entertain entertain- ente entertained tain f ed at dinner dinner- last Wednesday eve evening ing I C. C S. S Rice M. M C. C Bowers Fred Fer- Fer Jon ion H. H C. C Ward R L. L Price C C. C B B. Cook Conk After dinner there was a musical musical musical mus mus- ical and lit literary program program t f S Special dry goods sale at Barrys y f There There is isto to be a special meeting of V I v X X the W W. v. 0 O. W. W at the lodge rooms February Feb Feb- Feb r 4 r ary 14 The feature of th the mee meeting tin g willbe e an address address on on The as as a aw a w f ch character builder All An th the choppers are arC are urgently y requested to be lie present Glen Glen Fe 1st and wife are living living liv liv- i. i ing mg on Mrs Nancy Smiths Smith's homestead four miles above My Myton ton Tom Smith w who o has been working the place for forthe the past two seasons will remain in ine e t M My Myton ton fore for or the present resent and look after ll h work I v The The price of hay remains abo about t the sa same same e as last week and p pot potatoes o t a t o 0 e s 1 ar arenas areas as sc scarce as ever Eggs dropped from 40 to 30 cents a short time ago with almost a glutted market The j ideal weather has pleased pleased the the hens and t they r t are on the job just about all the they y ti time e. e fl t E E E. A. A Dub Dubendorff dorff has has' h 1 been in in Vernal Vernal Vern Vern- al al during the the k 1 1 1 hat given up the idea of going sp sid and has decided eCi ed to open u up t Jp P ilor shop in Myton He should do well here bere He e should do well wen here He was in the L' L same business i in n Vernal for a ti time e and was was very successful t. t t 7 R. R S. S Collett s secretary re ary of the Dry Gu Gulch ch Irrigation company has gone to toL L 3 Salt Lake on important business While o absent he will represent th the New NewHope J Hope Irrigation people before beCore the J state board of land commissioners They y hope to b by be e able to secure funds I sufficient to complete the canal t. t k There is said t to be abundant snow at t.- t. r. r the he head d of the D Duehesne Duchesne but ut the mountains the K 11 to north still look bleak f and ba barren en A ring around the moon moon- I- I the other ther night night indicated fali falling 1 g we there th- th er ere We are likely to have clots lot of snow yet the The ground r und ho hog saw his iJ shadow this morning and hurried back fbI back to his hole to remain six weeks f. f John 1 Nowland and his Colorado friends Poe and Elaine Blame I west went to Vernal VernI Vern- Vern x i. al the first of the r o Y week M Mr r. r Blaine Elaine n J wasso was so 50 well wen pleased with t the he looks o of t J the y that h he country e purchased a tract k fi t. t of bf land laud eighty acres from Tom ODonnell The land is on Leland bench and is ide ideal l In fact all aU the land landon f on n Leland eland bench is ideal Mr Poe is it als also making some investments He this offers offers' says country offers the finest opportunities opportunities op opportunities op op- of any semiarid semi country h he e ehas has has has' ever seen N. N S. S Neilson of Roosevelt was was a visitor in My ton A. A L. L Hurt spent the first of the week on his Ind Independence ranch Mrs R. R L. L P Price went down to the Leland Leland bench with Mrs Watrous and and Miss Hoskinson George Lindsey and family of Boneta Boneta Boneta Bo- Bo neta came to Myton Monday Mrs Lindsey was having dental wo work k done Mrs Hulda Van Wyck who has been cooking at the oil near camp Vernal arrived i i. in Myton D Wednesday She is is' is' is ison on her homestead on the South My Myton ton bench There is much ex excitement over the he reported flow flo of oil in the wells near Vernal Lat Lati arrivals from the scene declare that much of th the land around about bout is being bought up Calder of Vernal Vern l is making a tour of the Reservation looking after collections He is is the he Studebaker agent at Vernal George Mulvey returned from the outside this morning He leaves for Colorado this afternoon having received ed word on his arrival that one of his relatives was very low W. W R. R Martin and family of loka Ioka expect expect to leave next Monday for the Salt River valley in Arizona The Martins have lived in the Uinta basin several years years years' and h have haye ye made many friends who regret to see them leave H. H A. A Dad Carmen has returned from an extended trip through portions of Colorado and New Mexico He says that the Uintah basin looks better betterto to him than ever Mr Carmen recently recent recent- l ly sold his ranch and has deci decided cd to come to My Myton ton to live J c Altona IS' IS is the name pame of a new new townsite townsite townsite town- town site that is situated on the east bench of in the Alexander school district The town is is- ison on an Indian al allot allot allotment al- al lot ment recently purchased by T J. M. M Millard and is a mile milf and a half east of the present site of Alexander Acre lots are for sale ale at forty dollars each Mr Mr Millard is erecting a store and postoffice on the new townsite A debate will be held in Social hall Thursday evening Fe February r ary 15 IS for forthe forthe or the b benefit of the My Myton ton pu public lie library The subject will be Resolved That we should have a national law aw providing providing providing provid- provid provid provid- ing for the reci recall n and the initiative and nd referendum Speakers on the affirmative affirm are Hon Morton Alexander and C. C B B. B Cook and on the negative are Rev C. C S. S Rice and Major Robert Waugh Other Othe literary ary and musical features will be included Debate begins begins begins be be- gins promptly at 8 Admission Admission sio sion 10 cents If you would keep keen abreast of the time get tl the Record each ench week STake TnIe your wheat to the Brid Bridge e. e h wanted C. C T. T Begs Thoroughbred Berkshire boar for service at my ran ranch h on Lak fork 9 miles west of My Myton ton JAS The next meeting of the state board ard of land commissioners will b c e hel in inS S Salt lt Lake Lak F February 6 a at which time the applications for loans s from the various various various var var- ious irrigation district distri will be taken up Charles M. M Sandridge conductor conductor conductor con con- ductor law in of or R R. L. L Hurd of My Myton ton was killed at at Hot Sulphur Springs Colorado on the night of January January January Jan Jan- uary 25 while assisting in loading his engine with coal t GU GUESSES AT AT PROBLEMS The people w who aro am talked about are ara tho the last to hear it It Tho The str straight and narrow path path la is no place for the rounder Peace hath bath her victories but we wo rally generally have to fight hard for them It It Is bettor ettor to taco face a man with a n anasty anasty nasty tongue than to turn your r back backon on him Some people ar are are never v satisfied an an- less they put two and two together and make inako five live For every pan who has his bust bustIn In the tho Hall Hlll of Fame there aro are 1000 COO busted outside Most 1 of us feel fool that tha TTO we could Uye lire Uye comfortably on a tho thousand J. J a year more than we have havo Even nature makes mistakes Many R a man with a pie appetite has baa a I malted milk stomach Scientists claim that love lore Is due to a microbe Some people g go even eren further than that and Bay arty its it's a abug bug Taug Many a man is so BO hen henpecked that we are apt to instinctively ly w wonder what his name was waa before beCore he married married- t i The fellow who ha has traveled extensively ex ex- often orten succeeds In making u D Dool Tool fool of himself in several languages gos and upon a a. groat great many subjects subjects' Diplomats Diplomat's Courtesy An envoy now representing ue abroad was was vas once asked to dine by the king of or the Belgians The he king bad particular r reasons for Cor wishing to be civil chU to the United States and its Us rep rep- Ho Hu accordingly ly when tha ladles had retired got up and going to the American envoy Rat sat down beside beside beside be be- side him and handed him a Ii cigar clar The minister said No I thank you and taking one from his bis pocket proceeded to light It r 8 15 A PER PA PANACEA CEA The hc latest fad is to stretch 1 riot not exact exactly to J yawn ya wn but but to come so 80 near it that those not in touch with the latest may accuse you of being a little impolite i Ji upon every occasion occasion is is the of the Ro Boston Boa Boa- ton Ion on women who vho ho go n t for such things lungs If rr you jia ara ous Y you 11 may overcome if l ly 11 y tr lack of repose may easily he be cured by this marvelous bit of gymnastics rs and any Rny possible anger anger an an- ger fades away Jik snow in the tho sunshine sun sun- shine hine if you gi gife y your ur muscles full swing for a le few ta A R REJECTION SLIP f Sir said the the trie sh shivering beggar stopping the prosperous mag magazine zine editor on the street I r have a long sad sati fit story story story- Sorry brisk briskly re replied lied the ma magazine maga ame a- a me zine editor passing on but hut we are only oralY open for sh lt t funny stories just now Full of it le other kind Success Success Success' Magazine n of ot warfare 0 Weapon Deadly to en cn gun gull cC ro fow foa a b A nc nCR c ai take fake atm aim at g greal real solo able the tho soldiers to T is being be- be distances In c complete mj dark darkness n Y with th In in in Germa Germany experimented Dortmund Dort- Dort m Ing lag engineer of Tho The inventor la to an an telescopic el A mund named Is S a small Q elec- elec c. c containing searchlight to the e bar barrel l below trie lamp lamI Is n tired fixed authorities a athe are aro the stock Military mode made successful ful trials said to have effect Some years took and all shots introduced i iago into a aIdea ago this Idea was France Franca dee defeated ted Germany Ger- Ger Germany novel to in which many In a great war LOOKED BAD D FOR HIM but hut First Stranger Ezra o Ex se mt 11 umbrella you yu have bave un that's my don dent dow doubt Second Stranger l it Just wait watt here till 1 call a po po- I hat for Stranger Stranger What First Burglars ei Second Strang Stranger Burglars and other night an the into fl ny y house hous left eft 1 t thin s u h Damand Domard D mand One only need b bo bg a men man 1 to give up to a n friend when he Is rong wrong v. v b but t be ha who will give In to must be bo e a hero his hla wife when ho in is rig right |