| Show s about Hollywood Rifts and Probes s BEVERLY EVERLY HILLS CALIF Out Out here our two favorite favorite favorite fa fa- fa- fa headlines are Rift and Probe one signifying that some ideal marriage between between between be be- tween movie stars has begun to split at the seams scams and theother theother the theother other that some functionary has been in office long en enough ugh for the professional investigators investigators investigators gators to start investigating In between somebody is either cither trying to put Sister Aimee McPherson son in a hole or get Tom Mooney out of jail So far neither y undertaking h has a s succeeded but folks i keep right on trying c f fLast Last month it was fr Sister Aimee's turn This month its it's Tom Mo oney s. s But when other sources of news fall fail its it's fine to be able to fall faU back on good irvin S. S Cobb Cobbold Cobbold Cobbold old reliable Rift and dependable s stanch t a 3 n c h o 0 old l I d Probe Poor Los Lo's Renaissance r THE HE government says the surviving surviving survivIng ing Indians arc are actually increasing increasing increasing in in- creasing in number I started to add that this proves the Indians are holding their own but since weve we've left them very little of ot their own to hold I stayed my hand hanc The always have been the most independent and aloof of all the tribesmen For the most part they continue to live a nomadic existence existence existence ex ex- following their ancient beliefs beliefs beliefs be be- and ceremonials refusing to be caged in towns yet numerically and in material possessions they outgrow any other tribe C Can n it be that the white mans man's ct culture iture which we so jealously strive to cram down the gullets of ot otred red people and black and brown and yellow isn't always what wh-at the victims need But of course to say sty that is practically practically practically to admit our civilization might have a few tiny flaws in it whereas we know it to be the one perfect creation of man and for p proof point to its crowning achievement achievement achievement achieve achieve- ment the late World war The Spoils System HIS isn't a criticism its it's a timid T TIllS THIS little prediction based on all the political experience that the past yields to us Pledges of curtailment in governmental governmental governmental govern govern- mental expenditures as emanating emanating emanating eman eman- from V White hi te H House ous e sources are undoubtedly sincere But Andy Jackson or whoever it was first coined the line expressed the correct idea when he said that thatto thatto thatto to the victor belonged the spoils spoils- and not to let them spoil too long either So it shouldn't surprise anybody or deeply shock anybody except the few G. G O. O P. P boys bOj's still scattered through congress if ff Pennsylvania and Missouri and certain other states should go right on getting plenty out of the treasury for continued continued continued con con- relief work on behalf of Senator Senator Senator Sen Sen- ator Guffey Gulley and Mr and such-like such benefactors o of the human race Not that the Ins are any greedier greedier greed greed- ier than th the outs they've merely improved in sagacity since the days when nearly all the smart wolves seemed to be Republicans and nearly nearly nearly near near- ly all aU the witted half sheep seemed to be Democrats But might as aswell aswell aswell well make up its mind to being sort of neglected from now on Maine she aint been right Frances France's s Inconsistency FRANCE RANCE has just lent a vast sum to Poland and Poland it Is admitted will use the money to increase its war var strength If It Poland sh should uld repudiate the debt and md default default de de- de fault ault on the interest a howl will go up from La Belle France that'll ring around the world But of course it will continue to remain an evidence of soulless greed for Uncle Sam even to intimate intimate intimate inti inti- mate that France might pay us a little something on account against the the enormous amount she ow owes s us for borrowed money which she has used to build up her army and also it would appear to pass along to Poland so that P Poland may build up hers If It consistency be a jewel France Franceis is practically out of jewelry IRti IRVIN IN S. S COBB o Service |
