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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD FABLESGEORGE IN (?) By Bet Syndieet SLl, APE 0U ' w E THE FEATHERHEADS Bjf Waw : By FRA SHELLE) 5 Showers Bring Relief Otborne lnnw U NOW, Poki'T GrO OM fglRNlMG? ths , Get PAMPHSSSE Vo CUT VHAT 'Jol BUT WANT 1 1 HAVE. pOWNl Poor TPAV AS AN C S MS LITTLE UH-U- H- 0J 0 6etTh NW hat but tell ms whv some TrilNfi That wHA-A-A--4 L-- -- iuC starts J fuM-U- M Copyrli THANKS, PEAR PUNNO-- A I you MEAN IT THnS out of husband 5000 CRy Sets Things OUT PT of MV Frances Sh GETS WNUSe Tour, SVS1EM showers Iapter d X -- 1 tan backed minute, f i did you g 'about our ,'none of llraham sa him go," "ItS 'ey. back I - I' With a s I t hmilHl..im..muiHiiH..,l,m,; d Ji MATTER POP " - ! flJTi'e ,24 By C. M. PAYNE Is This Another Grammatical Error? and Bryi top of t staring a and wi j?was gone " it: (morning, lehow wi 3ECLATC- i - So'sGk Ava .jSj)r AFfiKMATN must aTemnv! c? The you Cam HIS PROGRESS IN ART AND MUSIC Ht.'po'p, JV- MESCAL IKE b,s. Air-Brus- h A'RCh" I is gone; nd Madel Cf into the taken a "er lunch, Likenesses of Grandpaw Wilkins and Aunt t of geti It Struck Him, the Real Peruvian DoughRgtiaD) but wr The Old Land Grabber L. HUNTLEY i AKJ- - Lollr Gags TOO FOURTEESJ ACRES OR CAhJO ALOSJG. ujITH HIM OVER. IklTO TH V WEST COUNJTV ) I I there was a Tike who had born with a Silver ONCE been In his Mouth. Out In the town of Paisley where Orville first opened his Eyes expecting to find the Light of Day and discovering only a Kerosene Lamp, lt was about an even Bet that any favored Infant born with an expensive Food Implement tucked Into his Face would learn that he had drawn a Knife instead of a Spoon. It was a Settlement which believed In brimstone Hell up to about three Years ago and Is still sore at the Theory of Evolution but friendly to Whiskers. It Is hardly surprising that Orville, in his Endeavor to emotionally comprehend all that Is Worthy In Art and Music, got away, as you might put It, to a Bum start with a two-toWeight attached to each Ankle. If he believed, at the age of six, that the large Bills advertising the Forepaugh Show were the Last Word in Art and that Jaybird, as rendered by the local Sheepskin Band, was the ultimate In Music, It must be remembered that Ideals are alwajs controlled by Immediate Contacts and that very few Persons who pay large Income Taxes ever heard of "Parsifal." By the time that he had come to the age of ten, thanks to the broadening and widening Influence of our Free School System and the golden Opportunities which beckon to every lad born In the Land of the Modified Free and the Home of the Ostensibly Brave, Orville had learned that a Work of Art does not command Respect unless lt has a Gold Frame. Once in a while he would be permitted to enter that Holy of Holies known as the Front Room, which was kept sealed most of the time but would be opened when they had Funerals, formal Parties or a Visit from the Presiding Elder. A LOT OF OIL It was In this Sanctuary of Sea and Shells, Hair-Clot- h that Orville was permitted to study the Crayon Portraits of his Deceased Relatives. If you assume that after Orville matriculated at Old Atwater all of his Concepts concerning the True, the Beautiful and Good were metamorphosed, then you are right, for once. He was eighteen and wearing the Watch Chain high up on the Breast Bone and had been on an Excursion to Mammoth Cave, Ky., so lt is little Wonder that even the President of the College could not tell him where to get off. He had now definitely escaped from all the cramping Influences of the Crayon Portrait and was reveling, for the first time, In the larger and more Inspirational Sphere of the Oil Fainting. At the home of Mrs. Butterworth, where he roomed In the College town there was a notable Tainting which challenged his attention the first time he saw lt. It had been done by an Artist at the Indiana State Fair In a little over Two Hours. It bore no Title but there was a Wisconsin Lake In the Foreground with a Sail Boat scudding before a breeze, which, for some reason, did not affect the Sur-fac- e of the Water. Beyond were the Illniliaya Mountains, wrapped In Eternal Snow. It was the sort of Tainting which no one could look at without feeling Different and Mrs. Butterworth knew lt was an Original because she stood right there and watched the Artist slap lt on. TUBERCULAR ART In the Room which Orville occupied there were other Eildencos of the Influence which banished the Godey Fashion Ilates and Wax Flowers and inaugurated life-lon- g n Irv if'ony HcM, FINNEY OF THE FORCE ADAMSONS 8 L. Huntley, Trade Mark Ref. U. 8. Pat. Ofltce) sSl A Fine Point ADVENTURES The Hunt The Curse of Progress By O. JACOBSSON Fallen Angel Mother Yes, Billy, the angels sent us baby sister. Wasnt that nice? Bobby Yeah, for the angels! Guess she was such a pain in th neck they couldnt put up with her any longer! Which Bar Mrs. Frazzle What a terrible wreck young Perkins is. to hi. sure. It is sad to See such a dissipated man. Mrs. Dazzle Yes, Indeed; but you must remember that he was admitted to the bar at a very early age. Newly Wed Grocery butter Is so unsatissaid Mrs Newlyfactory, dear, wed, Ive decided today that we will make our own. Oh, did you," said hei husband. Yes; I bought a churn end ordered buttermilk to be brought here regularly. THE SUN SPOT By GLUYAS WILLIAMS JL llts fHINKIN6 or AIL Ike 1"IN6S HEP PtfHER Do IkAO tKE HIS HM Secomes KrttRtsi'ED in a PiaEcfiow or 5UNU6HT dicing on The wall PlKS HEAD CLOSE To j.) EXAMINE rt, CASfiNft A SHADOW AND CAUSING SPOf to DISAPPEAR!. MM'i UK DOWN DiSUPPOIlKCD, SPOT OF liOHf InHIEpIMtlV DECIDES 0 CAPttlRE If Cuming bnck jPfthClNa gaps hand Down buC covers tHE LIGHT SPOT VENN HERRU.Y eusae PURSUE ( CP7 I? Th. rf ', ! BUI v OVER fuE WAU lav. IrntfiMU, W CRIET MOMfHf SOU CLAPS IS MlMiFilP be ) ATPtARS ThAflf 15 DOWN, AND WHEN lICMf SPOT ON BACK OP HAhD HAND disIS Late-Victoria- n SUN t0 uOES IN, PoinMG CoNtiHlIES ' M HAND, PUZZLED 1)1 DOWsiNEjS OVERCOri, 6AME, sleep ibe the Revolution whid Parri, to the Golden A?eJ.te(1 lt 0 Sections and Artlfiu)rnjng. The Period to whit oo. on tt In somewhat escaped cardboard but had jf t the roi the Dignity of Pyr.- behind means putting Floral with his Piece of Wood with i int dow One of the Best Ik wittl vllles Room was a re at la ' life called A Yard o', tliat cause It was three 8 mos showed about 1,0)0. rapped the Glory of Full BIJ(r his Then there were Pieces which will be d an(1 g Connoisseurs who two Era of Congress Gal B ..jj. These two Prints , asted Asleep and Wide .opped turning them out the S,e what Colors he had jeezed The First Showed i e down Tot in deep Slumber th woul ond revealed the sacearer a Infant sitting up and ay, hi The only Note of Sa you famous Specimens of last, ( was occasioned bj tthat Gi the Child had a brigh on tha each Cheek, suggest, lid try Temperature of 102 me wl -' we-- 1 that the Little t AH One claimed by Tuberctil , dear. He got his first bughth What Is really not te tee moved to the City ai Lady who had been moved tauqua Courses until take an hold any more. She ture Culture or else wallow Death. It was She i away, next to Van Dyck, Bouguereau and Core f ay? Time he met Minnie h bers yon c supposed that Velas! vay Name of a Cigar. OFT1 COL. BOGIE 1 COURSE About the time she ut hi nalter on him and to Lfter Art Institute, he migv I don seen In a Parquette s mo me day afternoon, wlthi1 i on his Face, trying to It. M to ci a Symphony in Q Pfri ' not e quick-changthis was In breathless Ported di Opera and the modern rats he got to be an awful She he ever he was asked If ' e I would he thing COllli yes Minnie started In tofre o Paisley and Atwater your a ban (t was It System. convince the poor Gowe k Tunes are vulgar while It w D something to be youl thnn endured. To this Day, Oni gi the ar buying Tickets for lesion t as soon as Minnie while she Is In the ''and S i 11 he Is letting on to be yd. cause there are bo Ft th ances of Die Walhure ; ur to Grand Opera Season, Orve can now Pri1'? as Names of most of the nd D by tlie Philharmonic I ai ing prove to and Specs True Lover he buys Tu ay. erything. Little do tb(ebo Gotterd.ir y u hirn touting poet that at one time on his Thumb so that the G string for ne has gone sometimes he esi t her Hour-0- so fjr ' finds " Himself- lot keep up with of Landscape Is Trash ni at phaelitlsiu Is somethin? r and got well of. I'u' 1)1 Interpret a Cubist Fuz i the Darn Thing Is hell'; And that, we take lb ri strokes better thnn laI 1 MORAL: Unless been done over lnteo Choir and the GoW1, are going to be critic!11'1 |