Show j Qt r aha about t Salad Mixers l de LANSING MICH About About once in so often you meet the man man its its it's always a man manu man man- u who knows how to make the 1 perfect p salad dressing and on the slightest provocation does b i so The trouble with this party is when you get him off salad dressings hes he's practically a total loss Joss Nevertheless less a decent salad dressing dressing and and a decent salad salad are are boons to humanity The right commingling commingling commingling commin commin- gling of astringent bit tell s h green things with a 4 smooth bland dressing dress dress- ing there ing-there there you y OU have something But often of of- fit ten we are confronted confront confront- ed by a monstrosity featuring whipped cream cream nut kern kernels cIs sweet cheese preserved preserved preserved pre pre- pre pre- served fruit even marshmallows o 0 r l' Irvin S. S Cobb pickled ginger Such an an atrocity is never a salad Put a crust on it and it might pass for pie but would be very low low- grade pie pic Concerning Mr lUr Earl Browder Broader H HAVING A VING been discouraged b by a perhaps overzealous police force from speaking in Indiana Earl Browder one of the almost countless candidates for President now sow threatens suits for or false arrest As Al Smith says lets let's look atthe at atthe atthe the facts Mr 11 Browder stands for forI I stands communists stands for all communism r stands for Therefore he must look on the Russian gove government as Y the one ide ideal l government it it being the very flower ver and perfection of applied communism Now in Russia any man publicly advocating doing away with the existing existing ex ex- national system and substitutes substituting ing some other system would find himself in jail jail or or even In a vorse fix fix before before he could say j c So So what I sa say is that Mr Ir Browder shouldn't t crave to sue anybody If he believes in the practice of ot what what- he preaches which of ot course he d does cs he 9 to go around kissing e everybody on both cheeks Cruelty to Animals LATELY a dog was tried before a a judge for biting a boy And another judge was appealed to that he save an elephant condemned to die So some one proves that through many centuries animals were accused of high crimes dogs crimes dogs rats pigs oxen o roosters storks also ants spiders snakes grasshoppers grasshoppers grass grass- hoppers dolphins locusts gadflies eels and being convicted were burned flayed hanged destroyed by slow torture But think of the charges on which the so called so-called called brutes might condemn mankind mankind offenses offenses of ot which they rarely or never have been guilty- guilty malice slaughter of weaker things for lor love of slaughter deliberate wastefulness of natural resources wanton d destruction of natural beauties beauties beauties beau ties wars without rational cause unnecessary unnecessary cessa ry greed bearing false witness neglect of our our- own young drunkenness slothfulness bigotry intolerance Newspapers Vs Spellbinders IN N MY reportorial youth nearly every newspaper big or little was bitterly partisan W We distorted facts and editorialized in news stories stories stor stor- ies les when dealing with the accursed opposition Otherwise wed we'd have been traitors to a aa sacred cause These times the average paper J big or 01 little prints honest accounts c concerning both sides their sides their relative relative rela rein tive chances as revealed by polls their waning or gaining hopes The TheY Y political views of a columnist or a special contributor may differ f from om the publishers publisher's policy policy stilt still he gives them space But the spellbinders go right on spouting fiction which everybody knows Vs is fiction And the volunteer volunteer volun volun- tc teer r d debaters cla clamor with prejudice and misinformation for their am am- nuni on By the way will all those who whoever whoever ever ever heard of ot anybody being converted converted con con- by one of ot the these e. e shop barber-shop arguments kindly raise their right hands Currency Juggling BEING T EING frightfully smart to begin with I know as mu much h regarding currency Juggling as the next fellow which Is precisely nothing at all Up to say 1875 most of us know what money is or is-or or used to be But when they tn talk in terms of billions or or rillions or jillions they've got us going U-going going down for the third time with willi a n low Jow gurgling cry Arid the more a financial technician clan cian with both his pants pockets full fun of figures tries to explain in these thes governmental manipulations the theN themore N more convinced I am that like the aver average ge specialist he has concentrated concentrated concentrated concen concen- on being expertly Ignorant upon one involved subject rather than as most of us do broadly and comprehensively Ignorant ant upon practically all subjects r I IRVIN S 8 S. 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