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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD IN ADE FABLESGEORGE SLANG By e LD Famous Cartoonists and Humorists as Side by Life Depicted of Lighter THE UNFLINCHING HEROINE NCE there was a Good Woman who, next to Mary Queen of Scots, probably suffered more than any other Prominent Lady of whom we have Record, It will be recalled that Mary started out as a proud Monarch, and finished up as a Martyr, while Mrs. Wambo started out as a Democratic Fixture and finished up as a Gazelle. The unfortunate Queen of Scots had her head cut off. Mrs. Wambo did not go quite that far, but she under- When the new Craze began sweep the Woodlands and praine Mrs. Wambo spoke right up t tlL said It was Terrible. She pulled thi Old One about a Womans CW with Glory being her Hair and she coulo tot nt imagine what some of the Tom; bJI Girls were thinking of when th on which fc Tnbb sacrificed a often had been working for Years. Wambo stuck to her Waves as lotvn Frizzes and the artificial Sloan Kad. and any suggestion that some da .Brel she might join the great Sisterkm vere of Bobs would have given her tit wave ;sh Hibby-JibbieBesides, she and Top-Kn- Mr; young Matrons hr, who Me went a Major Operation, which at the Card Tables every day pie flat id seemed just as important, and dieted that the whole Thing m which was preceded by as much ippe Craze. just a temporary pell Suspense, Doubt and Trepidation as As Month after Month Prisilh that which racked the Royal increa and the number of Victims oner. and Rumor had It that Elsie fat to s Mrs. Wambo, before she got Into Carrie Chapman Catt, Elsie Fei like so many the Jam, had been married Ethel Barrymore, guson, Tu Years that she had concealed all the Mary, Glenna Colls, tent! Queen Daniels, Records and changed the Subject ft had succumbed, i and when some careless Friend began to 'L to look serious. situation began reto owned She woet up dig up Dates. SIGNS OF WOBBLING the Spanish-Amerlcaflroi membering become had Details Wambo began to notice fta That the Mr. but War, blurred, because she was so young the Missus, Instead of saying ft) who p at the Time. any Woman beyond 30 to sti Vinher have been Whatever may shingled was a Hussy, began telpl wanted tage, she had a holy Horror of look- and ask Questions. She It ing old, or feeling old, or acting as know of him if he thought ' ' E if on the Retired List She referred Dignified of a Woman who wen ate to the other Bridgers as Girls and Daughter In Smith College to Tl would warn any Bachelor, on the herself up like a Soubrette li should ti slightest Provocation, that her Hus to step out when she band was jealous. ambition except to create lei She had a Pair of Scales in her Home Atmosphere for her Husba Mill Bath Room and had tried a Facial and Children. Mr. Wambo was se ft Mask and six or seven Years ago as foxy and said he thought that to had learned to walk loose and Modern Woman had a Bight Sian not slouchy, like a Leading Lady in a Anything which would had re ten Be e I $3 Show. Also she wore a stopped by the Police. Eandwrit the seen her which concealed and the Signs Contraption Knee Caps unless she had to sit in on the Walk a Steamer Chair. She showed him in the PJP flee SEVEN SUTHERLAND SISTERS where Mrs. Pilisbury of She had a perfectly laudable AmPenna., had been Bobbed bition to keep on looking an In- of 82 and said it made her and genue until they chopped her down. feel Forty Years Younger dldnt When she got red in the face after wanted to know If he saldtMt be but forridiculous for about it was dancing continuously satisfied, was ty Minutes, she kidded herself that Mrs. Pilisbury the High Color was the Flush of thought It was Great Girlhood Instead of a warning Then there came a Day said J against Apoplexy. a False Giggle and pulled From this Preamble it will be evl-- Lib and Gert were both after No dent that her name should have go to a Place In the Union a been Mrs. Ponce de Leon. If there Building where there was Jon Kte was any Fountain of Youth, she wjj0 ha(j learned it eta to wanted to hunt It up and dive in, and who could advise as U most bec head first Ml) Style would be It happened that one morning had no Intention of glD8 lav Mrs. Wambo awoke and discovered a Fact that a great aW J J It that the Seven Sutherland Sisters ever so much older than 1 had become a Joke. It may be re been done over and T00 . be It membered that these Girls had k prised what a Change tresses which swept the Ground and USED NO ETHER were copious all the way down. Event Weeks before the big When all of the seven were bunched, knew Wambo the View from behind was like that one but Mrs. was slipping. of Niagara Falls, the whole Mrs. Wambo recalled that, in her Finally she hung am M Seminary Days, it was the longing sponslblllty on to on I . Seeking Both Benefit to be a Suther- - that If he insisted of every Contentment is better than land, so that when the Mop was let go ahead and have Weeks riches, said the readymade philosdown it would reach to the Ankles. Then came the tense t0 je: opher. In fact, It seemed that Long Ilalr ing which she was trying True, replied Mr. Dustin Stax; had been the Rage from the Days of whether to have a B.vlsh B5. ,t TerraceEfec but my observation is that a man Eve, Cledpatra and Lady Godlya. . Shingle or a who Is rich has a better chance of Dingle-DanFish-HooShock which came to Imagine the becoming content than a man who Mrs. Wambo when she learned that Scallops. w?jt is contented has of becoming rich. the Flappers, Instead of wearing It On the Day when ,nt tM down to the Ankles, had decided to the Union Central Bun SU'f1 ., wear It only as far as the first stood still and Traffic aJ take Jiiit Like a Native Cervical Vertebrae. Some modern She refused to Jake I understand Frank Is Joan of Arc, residing In Paris, had taken a Tip from the Dutch Kids absolutely alone except learning French. Can he speak it? it JessShorty He can speak it like a and Buster Brown and had ampuGert, Ella and native. tated the whole Works just below Jake Well, thats fine. the Ears. It seemed that within 21 Shorty Walt a minute! ne hours all the Cutles In the world Home and hide In a were throbbing with Excitement speaks it like a native of and wondering If they would dare to a Convention h follow Suit jarm Atlantic City SITUATION LOOKS GRAVE Difficult Advice The answer was not long delayed. Can you laugh at misfortune, as All of the Young Ones fell for the advise? philosophers E' Itatb Perhaps I might learn, answered Fad. and Side Combs sudden- - your timeSenator Sorghum. 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