Show I f. f n. n t d 2 The Aurora l Borealis als a l L- L vu- vu vui i yv u f i.- i. i. i m f r r OFFICIAL CAMP NEWS VS COD COMPANY PANI NUMBER 2910 Moon Moo Lake Camp F 37 t t s s f. f On The Yellowstone Yellow Ile p Yellowstone one Edited Edi eJ c By Stephen e Zaccaria School Days Dar I. I A I. I r Clang Clang Clang The school K f. f R bells hells began to sound forth their golden vibrations as school boys and school girls girts with happy smiles and singIng ringing voices go treading to school to meet their new teachers and enjoy another year of ed uca- uca tion Meanwhile at the Moon Lake Camp the discharged r records cords show that several of its enrollees have left some to go to school and some to accept employment in their home town Among those who have left len us may be seen the names of Thomas Bingham former fonner form form- er company clerIc clerk George Evans former canteen stewart Maurice Robertson who formerly held the position lion as fares forestry try clerk and Rex Tucker former infirmary attend attend- ant Thomas Bingham had been with this company for over a year and had set an enviable record during i his stay His accuracy as a typist tf t will till be very difficult to be surpassed surpassed surpassed sur sur- passed or equalled by an any other enrollee of this or any camp Tom left us to attend a business college George H. H Evans had been with this company for almost 13 months and has done his work worle in a very diligent manner His work has met with the greatest of satisfaction of tho those who had to todo do do with it George left us to attend a business i college also Maurice Robertson left us to to accept employment in his home I town Maurice had been with this company ever since its beginning and his work was always done in ina ina ina a very capable manner Rex Tucker left us to go to school his work has lias also met with satisfaction of all who had to todo todo todo do with it The services of these men will be greatly missed but it is with great hope that they will attain new honors and go far farup farup farup up the road of success c C c Homeward Bound and 1 Then Then hen henI I f Last Friday evening at least leasta ta fa a third of the enrollees were in one one of the most busiest moments r of their lives and more the happiest as the they prepared to leave for home to spend the Labor Day celebration After staying at least four days at home the entire group returned to camp last Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tues Tues- day evening Some of the enrollees were reminiscing reminiscing- of the time they had at home while others with their heads hung in gloom thought of the little girl they left back home I c e C c Porky Koast Last week a certain group about camp formed what is termed by them a League of Nations At any rate how however ver each of the group represented one of the nations according according ac fiC- ac- ac cordin cording to their Prior to their meeting a hunting trip was enjoyed by all aU This was followed by a preparation preparation tion lion of their kills for devouring One of the group had killed a large sized rabbit thus no time was lost in preparing it for first on the menu The skill of the cook appointed allowed but a short time for it to h bs be ready to eat After Life Uie last pl piece ce disappeared from view the person who had succeeded in capturing this tasty morsel of food proceeded to tell the group what a tasty porcupine he had killed Porcupine shouted the Aus- Aus train envoy who by the w why way y was none other than Joe Suddenly Joe bounded forth shouting shouting shouting shout shout- ing Ive been baen poisoned Ive I've been poisoned Mr was unable unable unable un un- able to attend the future meeting due to what is termed an upset stomach Bob Bob Gehring c C c She Sho Was Vas lU My Gal Her teeth are like the stars They come out every night Her mouth is small like a lions lion's As it gulps food out of sight I Her skinny arms are like e clothes clotheslines lines That reach out far and wide Her legs are short like telephone poles poles poles- As along the road they stride Her cheeks are arc pink like the apples As they are plucked from the trees in the fall And though she's eyed cross-eyed too She's human after all Her wooden leg squeaks and her false teeth rattle Should anyone call her pigeon- pigeon toed She's right there for to battle But she's got a heart that's made of gold And as large as Rock Gibraltar I On the day that she answers yes es Ill I'll rush her to the altar I was my gal boys And I loved her sweet and dear Though she lived on milk in former form form- er days She's changed from that to beer eer One night while in 2 a restaurant After ordering food and drink As the waiter came to bring the tray At him she did softly wink Clatter and clash the dishes did smash As he dropped them to the floor He stopped and stuttered Then final finally y she muttered My husband husband oh oh dear Then suddenly he lIe vanished shed thru the door Like the foam disappearing from the beer I thought she was faithful And that she loved only me But besides her husband the waiter wait wait- er Seven lovers she has in the So take advice from me boys And yourself from women keep free For if you dont don't boys Youre You're as useless as 33 a soldier at nt s sea a. a t II LaVar LaVal Johnson Rodney My hounds are bred ou out t of the Spartan kind So so sanded and their heads are hung With ears that sweep away the morning dew Crooked kneed and lapped dew-lapped like bulls Slow Sloin in pursuit but matched In mouth like bells bells Each unto each The Theseus us One would surely say that the pen aen of Thesus had been dipped inLo into into in- in to Lo an inkwell of prophecy At least with sublime pride in our hearts we wo may state the absolute source I of Rodne Rodney's s I am at this moment reminded of a statement of Odd to the effect that he had heard of two fleas that were saving up to buy a a. dog Frankly Frankly we we posses the dog But careless observers are of the opinion opinion opinion ion that this flea couple must assuredly assuredly assuredly as as- have tripped to the wedding wedding wedding wed wed- ding march several months before making the purchase c C c Sa Saved 00 EXT a ASE-a ASE a film creation from Hungary depicting depleting an unhappy bride who while swimming in the nude found her lover A jury of bored business men watched a screening deliberated 35 minutes decided that was too dirty for U U. U S S. S News News Item c C c cHer cHer Her lifting bosom filled my eye The wind alone caressed it And neer ne'er a chemise graced the spot Whereon my eye now rested The question that arose quite clear Was Vas is is she good or naughty The answer I answer I will vill ill study more For minutes close to forty What do these curves and curve- curve lets mean The down fall of our nation My patriotic eye surveyed This modern Eve creation l Youth must be saved They must not see see see- I I 1 cried in tones quite haughty haughty- The possibilities Ive I've seen Through minutes close to forty I IA A A Moon Lake Critic Critic n c C c cAbout About The Tho Camp Slim Smith going in for the life of a a. pianist The mad scramble for the washhouse washhouse wash- wash i house louse house immediately following roll i call in the morning I IThe The groans of despair when the t night watchman makes his early I morning call of the next enrollees on KP duty I Blaine Elaine Wixom peaceful slumbering slumbering slumber- slumber ing ng and then suddenly breaking the stillness of ot the night by I whistling and calling to his dog i Floss I Leon Farleys Farley's constant raving of ol I Kitty Who Vho could Kitty be I ITom iTom Tom Galloway howling like a dog when called WOI Wonder der if its it's I Ithe the he dog in him I 30 1 Billie Ds D's Ill raise you t On four four four- of a kind Dave Hartwell looking for his r lost ost chess man Doug Arnold trying to find his I way back to his job after venturIng ventur- ventur ing ng from it several hours hour b before rore Greagory y walking walking in n his sleep again I f Killer powerful l left eft ft l Pipkin and Woolsey settling it t tonce once and for all aU Bob Bob Gehring |