Show what thinks i in s a about ou t Gray Ghosts Ghosh ANTA BARBARA CALIF SANTA Wearing uniforms of weathered gray the shades of several ancestors came to me as asI asI asI I slept and wanted to know if it was true that practically all the old line Republicans in New England were ready to spring arms against the New Dealers In defense of the sacred doctrine of or states states' rights ts I said such was Indeed the case and they said If It those ti n l-n n Yankees Yankees Yankees Yan Yan- kees had only seen Been the tho light a heap xa sooner the C Cob o b b bf f family a m II 11 y would would've been sa saved cd a l lot of at bother In 1801 and wouldn't have gone busted In I told them m there L had been no no no- c change h n n g e v. v since the G-the 65 the Cobb tam family i 1 Y was still Irvin g S. S Cobb busted So t they h e Y faded away I thought It might have been a n adream adream dream but when I woke oke up there still lingered the faint ghostly aromas aromas aro arc mas of at bourbon toddles toddies and fried l ham bam S SC Uncle Sam and Sanctions A ALL LL we have to go by are the dispatches which may be wrong but If Ir I were an nn Italian out In Ethiopia and a fortune teller had said to me lately I III seem to see you OU going on a long Journey where you'll meet some dark stranger who will be very anta antagonistic I know Id I'd be homesick and I reckon probably probably probe ably Id I'd start doing a little serious thinking And If It I were Mussolini l Id I'd be saying to myself that maybe I 1 made madea a mistake by not considering the example of another great champion John L L. L Sullivan an Any time the thc prospect prospect pros pros- was for a close fight John I L. L drew the color And If I were Uncle Sam Sam Sam-ns as In Indeed In deed In our small ways we allare all nil are fire part of him him Id Id I'd answer those m notes mash which will be pouring In pretty soon hearing foreign postmarks postmarks post post- marks by stating that I positively was not going Into the sanctions business The name may be new but the smell Is both hoth reminiscent and anti suspicious In fact Its It's the same old smell e eThe The Head That Wears a Crown with one of the hc leadIng lead- lead leadIn leading W WHAT In Ing movie mo families having what delicately Is known out here as a rift the dispatches from Greece did make the front pages paes of some of the papers This Is the center of the rifting Industry and the dally daily quotations are eagerly followed The news must've must created a stir thou though h. h In Europe which Is dotted dotted dot dot- ted with many an nn ex marking the spot when a bounced bounre monarch landed Any revival In the kin king business s. s which for years was so sluggish will he be welcomed by Interested Interested In In- parties T 1 seem sem to hear Wilhelm telling the hired girl Irl to get the crown oft off the parlor whatnot whatnot whatnot what what- not and give It a n wipe Stilt Still KIn King Geo George e might do well to book return passage before headIng head head- tag Ing i for Athens to remount remnant the skittish skittish skit skit- tish Ush throne that buCI burked him off art once Except when running restaurants rants the Greeks are arc great hands for tor switching around S e eThe The Presidents President's Proclamation PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT IT started start start- 1 ed cd something with his proclamation tion warning United States I citizens off orr ships helon belonging ln to the warring I nations following the one against sellin selling to either of them munitions or deadly arms The s second Cond order disappoints the thousands of tourists tour tour- late especially those from the southern southern southern south south- ern states who'd whorl arranged for winter winter win win- ter cruises aboard Ethiopian boats bonts and the earlier one was a serious blow htow to those American producers who'd counted on selling Italy In Increased increased In- In creased storks of her favorite weapon I refer to our garlic grower grow grow- ers era Think of all that stuff piling up In the warehouses over o here and not nearly enough h gas Ins masks to togo togo too go o n around And with the supply cut off ort think of the defenseless populace populace pop pop- ulace over o there 1 t C C e eA A Pocketful of or Change Chango A MR R says that at the ivi end nd of this administration our ourI I 1 unpaid government go obligations will exceed thirty five billions whereupon whereupon where where- upon Senate leader Robinson Indignantly In shrieks that on Juno June 30 to 1010 the total national debt will approximate only thirty se seven se n hundred and twenty four mil millions I lions and some odd mid change Rut to any orthodox member of I the last congress what's a mere bagatelle ba ha gatelle of tour four or five ne e billions billings Tho The boys to toSs s those trifles ort off the same os liS Detroit batting In runs In the ninth Inning of a ft worlds world's series game And anyhow It U still give gl us DR six full months next year yenT to overtake the Hoover estimate Why It'll be like taking candy froma from froma troma a taxpayer IRVIN S. 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