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Show ROADSIDE PHILOSOPHY. Beforo watches wcro Invented every man In tho country thought ho had a two-mlnuto horso. A woman never learns how kind n man her father was until she has acquired ac-quired a man of her own. When a man Inherits monoy about the first discovery ho makes Is that . ho cannot go ve cent cigars. Tho women who get their names In tho prize winning cookery contest aro very seldom heard of in tho dlvorco courts. Tho man who saves his country all day at tho corner grocory is usually too weary to help his wifo carry tho washing homo at night. Thero are more peoplo figuring on how to get money to spend than thero aro figuring on how to earn it. Your wifo may bo ablo to mako pics llko your mother used to mako, but sho can't throw In a boy's appetite. When a girl loses her interests in brands of toilet powder and begins to tako an Interest in brands of flour it Is ovidenco that things aro looking up for her best young man. Farm Magazine. |