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Show 1 POINTERS FOR MEN. xrnihlne Pleases a girl bo much as atS? ySmB man teaso her till she gets mad. a rlrl always makes a faco after k,sslng another girl, just as if it didn't tasto good. mo man feels any need for heaven as long as he can sit beside a girl with starry eyes. There never was a man so wise that lie did not enjoy being made a fool of by a pretty woman. What sincerity can bo expected from a combination of curling tongs, rabbit's foot and stays? Every girl thinks that a young man convicted of stealing kisses should bo sentenced to solitary confinement with herself for company. There are lots of girls that can skato along Hko birds when they aro by themselves that aro perfectly helpless on the Ice when there is a man around. When a man had tho legal right to whip his wife "provided ho used a stick no thicker than his thumb," women wom-en were Just as anxious to get married as they arc now. If you tell a woman her baby looks and acts just like her she is pleased, but If you tell her sho looks and acts Just liko her baby sho doesn't Hko It. Sauk Centro (Minn.) Herald. |