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Show UNCLE BIJAH ABOUT WOMEN. Women are better than men, but when they forgit it they forglt so dum hard that It's dlscouragln. A man nn a woman started to travel together. Ho went by reason, an' she by Instinct. What about It? Nothln'; only she was the one that got there. It's the unexpected that happens with men. 'Taln't so with women; they're sorter got to expoctin thd time fer wnshin' an' wipln' dlslres to come 'round, regularly, an' it does. Podger says that ho don't take no stock In relceglon; but when I says to him, says I, "Podger, did your old mother's prayers ever seem to leafl you astray any?" you oughter heard how still ho kept. Needln' ono hand to hold her satchel, an' another to feel an' seo if she's hangin together behind, It's always seemed a burnin' shame to me that Nacher didn't give lovely woman another hand fer ger'ral an' miscel-lanyus miscel-lanyus purposes. I look on this New Woman movement move-ment with 'splcion. Tho Old Woman was so blame much bettor'n I bo that If they're goln' to Improve her I'm 'frald she'll git out o' my speer; an' If they ain't, what's the uso o monkoyln'? Four Track News. |