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Show Two Women. A woman who was rot lean, but spirltuelle, ns she herself admitted, once met a woman who was not fat, but was somewhat given to embonpoint, embon-point, as she naively confessed. "Ah, mo!" sighed tho lean, spirltuelle spirlt-uelle woman, "If only I could bo plump llko her!" And she wept bitterly Just before sho began to diet. At tho Bame tlmo tho woman who was fa given to embonpoint, looked upon tho other woman and "Alas!" sho said, "If only I could have a grncoful, sylphllko form llko hers!" And sho also wept bitterly Just before be-fore she began to diet. Moral: It Is very difficult to suit everybody. Moral No. 2: Why In thunder does not nature mix us a little moro evenly, anyway. I N. B. Both of them are still dieting, ' and their scalding tears aro mixed ! with tho prescribed food. San Francisco Fran-cisco Call. |
