Show ad SID 01 indications FAVORABLE Is he careful with his money 1 I dont know I 1 never saw BOW him handle any of it too dad bad ile he motored out to take the he air and felt he really must but swifter cars cara were everywhere ile merely took the dust fair War warning nIna papa dear said eald tho the daughter who was vas beginning to carry weight tor for ago age you must not worry because leander to Is going to marry me and take me away flow you nay nay daughter replied the fond parent a little thing like that going to got get me expelled from the DonT Worry club but it if he be ever does anything that will cause you to move your trunk back home ill certainly do him bodily injury cause for satisfaction why did you listen so patiently to Dub waites hard luck story I 1 was bored to death it possessed an element clement of novelty for me 1 I dont see why for the first time in weeks I 1 came out a winner in tho the poker game last night that started Dub walto out this morning trying to borrow 10 strictly literal A young girl was talking to a friend of the illness ot of a society matron to whom both were devoted why asked the girl do they want to get a surgeon from another city tor for oration ri tion 1 I understand said raid the friend that thero there la Is no specia specialist lial here to do it but insisted the girl they told me at the hospital that the trouble was purely local some soma understanding rankin I 1 understand a number of Shake plays playa are to bo be present ad d on the screen I 1 hope hopa they play Il hamlet amlet why 1 I am curious to see how the movie stars will tackle tackla hamlets soliloquy in pantomime hint lost miss stinger certainly does get things mixed when she ants to quote what do you think trio me said today when the dear children got into the parlor while she was calling what she say children should lie clean not smeared A natural puzzle it Is queer that gwendolyn cant got in the upper set ashes such a duck of a girl then she ought to be able to got get into the swim A NARROW ESCAPE she lb Is it true that you said my race face was enough to make a man climb a fence lie he well I ler er mealia of course it the he man was on the other side of the fence once A lucky capture use deo hes a lucky cop Il hows allows that ile ho arrested a fellow last night tor for leaving hla his car on the wrong side of tho the street and when lie ho got him to the station lie ho discovered he was waa a notorious burglar A difficulty seaweed has been found to be pro in fuel oil dut but jt if they organize a company to exploit ll it wont they first have to squeeze the water out ot aba stock PLACING THE LEAD well doctor will the operation cure me wo we aro are not in a position always to guarantee a cure well will it give ron me a measure ot of health undoubtedly but you must not ask too much Is asking to live too you cannot live without the operation can I 1 live with it there Is a chanco chance well theres a chanco chance without it 1 I certainly have not said it all the same ill take it im from wall street judge overheard in cambria welsh porter excitedly seo sec there Is s davit lloyd george ook look you calm passenger well what about it welsh porter dut but it la Is lloyd george himself tho ho minister of munitions wha teffer calm passenger well I 1 dont care iles hes not tho the almighty welsh porter no inteer but he Is only a young man mail yet look youl you I 1 passing show A giddy creature you say miss badders KII fell in love with young because he Is so BO light on his feet yes but surely she suppose a man ot of that sort will be able to provide a a good home for or har oil oh she wont need a home she expects to spend most ot of her time in cabarets economical arrangement father and did you see the cow milked while you were in the country willie yes its got spring faucets that you cant leave running quitters sometimes hes rather far ar to ek the man who shows allows a winnins winning streak although one sees at every glance tho the chaps who say had no chance A just grievance moro afore discriminatory confound tho the luckl luck exclaimed the motorist the trouble another ordinance to Is proposed to safeguard pedestrians why so pampered now they act as it they thought the streets belonged to thorn thein not quite are all branches of the tha army appropriately armed of course why do you ask because De cause I 1 am sure the cavalry horse pistols an ideal idea old goldest made his young wife an ideal husband in the good a and nd merry life lie ho gave her how was that first ho he made her a good husband and then ho he made her amerry widow despair she called me an abysmal brute dont be cast down ron eon sonji bome women cant resist that typo of man it sho she was not referring to your table manners you may stand a pretty good chance to win her yot alb H feat A marine artist can do something nobody else has ovar avor succeeded in doing that making oil and water mix passing inadvertence republics are ungrateful ro marked the gloomy citizen not ungrateful replied genitor Sorg sorghum lium only a little careless and forgetful nt at times great scheme why are you staring blaring at those lunch room chairs see that broad arm on which to set food well im going fo to have that set duplicated in mahogany for afternoon noon teas w 1 information wanted little lemuel say paw paw well what to la it ron eon little Lemu elDo the cuban women wear havana wrappers appers wi all the reab round |