Show ajo i QUITE CORRECT A showman issued an announcement stating come and see the great sawed fish A learned gentleman read it and informed the showman that he had made mada a ml mistake take in tho the word sawed I 1 that oui it ought lit to bo be sword better come in an see ter fer y yer erg ea f the had mission Is only said the showman so the learned man paid his bis wont went la in and was shown a large cod fish sawed in half balf yes aint the fust gebelman ge nelman wot has tried to teach me low ow to spell but I 1 tell yer ive ad a good an im this show aist to show people I 1 lave ave grinned the showman the learned gentleman left deeply indignant with the world in general und the showman in particular poet loses time ilow how long does dennison Fenn Fen lson nison spend on one of his poems ile he told me ma he be spent six weeks on the last one lie ho wrote you dont bayl yes yea it took him ton ten minutes to aci write it and the balance of the tha time he was trying to persuade some one to buy it constant reader what la Is your favorite diversion in summer asked the serious girl reading replied the young man who was trying to make an impression but dont you need outdoor recreation T yes I 1 stand outdoors and read the baseball bulletins TIME 0 I 1 N first voyager th theres a one good thing about sea sick sickness second Voyager that first voyager it makes you you forget all your other troubles an epitaph each bach t time me I 1 scan As the there s e wo words d I 1 gloat here hera lies a man alan who rocked a do boat at impossible why billy put a good face on his marriage marr lago since he s mado made up his bis mind to it even a beauty doctor put a good face on that girl paradoxical speed there Is one very queer thing about a vessels speed that when ashes trying it out ashes knot going acco accounted anted for ilow how la Is it that jinks even it if he ha la Is in love can listen so rapturously by the hour to that girls strumming on the piano filiks Is as deaf as a post repenting at leisure Shimmer pate I 1 bean brough fell in love with him hid wife at first sight eight Hemman yes and now ho he la Is sorry he be take a second look judge musical that tenor has musical bones bonea yes replied the man with a square bawl and it he stop hla his efforts to flirt sonie some man to is goins going to got a club and see how neur near he be does for a bass drum hari hai to locate 1 I dont think mrs will ond accommodations where she eho wants to go tor for the summer bummer why not 11 she says she longs to sojourn on th the e banks of 0 the tha gulu gulf stream ot of which she iho has baa heard so fio much good the clock had just struck 1155 II 11 ba am thinking of 0 going he said well never put ott oft until tomorrow what you can do 19 today she 1 1 1 his methods 11 the T ha jou young h i g fellow chos coming to ce you elsie elate must tet q a la lawyer viyer ll 11 a what lehat makes you think that fa aar I 1 because De causo I 1 notice whenever b he e somes mes to coutt court he always pleads for 1 i sta stay y i looks Th that atWay way patience PAt lence ho never nevel tried to write sy my poetry until halwas o mr thirty mars fears old mn 1 thourl ti ai pita ats were born barn elli I 1 a ar REALISTIC za wang Wane ilow How long were you on the raft and without food bang Dang thred Three days and nights Wane ano And how did you stand it itt bang all righta I 1 made myself believe I 1 was at home that we had bad no bald and my wife was doing the coo cooking klig tight fiat alf the latest news concerning hats the kind that stylish women wom en wear war la Is that do away with rats and clamp down close upon the hair how it H happened a ppe ned weary willy lady I 1 auz wiest a prosperous merchant I 1 bed a luxurious horns home an honorable name an ten bloomin bloom ln an highly educated daughters mrs Well ment what brought you to poverty weary willy my daughters daughter iB IV ed on marrying highly educated men an I 1 bed ter support ten families puck ck Hoop hoopskirt skirt memories ethel jokingly when you were graduated mamma ill wager your mother matter give you as pretty a bobble skirt frock fiock as you have given me mamma eyeing ethels entire rigging out my dear child when I 1 was graduated it took more cloth to make my dress yard for or yard than the whole class of you girls aro are going to wear some new verbs verb from a newspaper report the aase was beyond repair A wood work concern advertises why not lovell love lity fy your homes with our trellises from a rockland paper A crew or of wards of the county the courthouse lawn monday any old S seashore ashore e going to the sea seashore shore this summer you betcher going to flirt some A little where are you going oh I 1 dunno any of those places where thi the flir tings good S jogging his HI memory ive been thinking all day over that atory story you told me at the dinner last night good it yes I 1 was as trying to remember where I 1 had heard it before puck still occupied can I 1 send you any literature asked the solicitous congressman not for awhile answered paw 11 A congressman sent me a patent office report in 2890 1 I aint finished reading that yet A HOT REBUKE gentleman to ly lady who has just taken the seat offered in street car I 1 beg your pardon lady I 1 did nt speak clr mr gentleman ohl I 1 thought you said eald thank you TI flight tfx times flight aught will frequently dismay with chances gradual lut but immense the lattey that you write writa today lay alay t startle you a few yera hence better plan y w why doea Pun Puff orly erly ado e bleb tong long clears I 1 the che cheap a kin kind d a and ad he ha to hiva have them as far ar from his bis faco face aj ble 1 I know a bettor better plan than that what lar IX tt lie ile might uso use a wind shield 11 if |