OCR Text |
Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH How Flighty! "How old should you say she is?" "Oh, somewhere in the middle flirties!" I VIRGIL By Len Kleit 1 S"" )M U NO! THAT'S A fr'sEEf WHEN I WAS " iiTOLOK ) THAT A .: I1 ( PICTURE OP ME- - VDUR A6E , I LOOKED EwMJD TO- - The Capitalist System A chap we know shared a com-muter's seat the other day with a brisk, informative little man who said he was a butler at an estate. "Oh," said our friend, "you work for Mr. Jones?" The brisk little man drew himself up haughtily. "Certainly not. Mr. Jones is working for me. He gets up at seven every morning and goes down to that dirty, stinking city to make enough money to keep this place and me going." What About TexasT David Dempsey tells about a prop-er Bostonian who was deeply shocked when a bookshop clerk tried to sell her "America's Cook Book" instead of the time-honore- d "Boston Cook Book." "What in the world is this?" she sniffed. The salesgirl replied, "Why, this has recipes from all the other parts of the country." "Young lady." re-torted the customer, "there ara no other parts of the country." NO STRINGS "Oh," said Maizie gushingly, "I had the most gorgeous time last night. I met a new man and he in-vited me to a wonderful dinner. After dinner, he showed me a dozen mink coats and asked me to choose one for myself." "How perfectly adorable," ' gur-gled Myrtle, "and what did you have to do?" "Just shorten the sleeves." said Maizie. Near Enough Back In the cold days of Feb-urar- y, a certain girl informed her sweetheart that she couldn't think of marrying him until he had saved a thousand dollars. Recently, with the arrival of spring and the world In bloom, she asked him how much he had saved up. "Oh, about $35." "Well," she said with a blush and a sigh, "I guess that's near enough." Can't Meet Qualifications "Shay, can you tell me where to find Alcoholicsh Anonymush?" "Why? Do you want to Join?" "No, wanna resign." MAKING SURE mm Luke was dead. A wonderful funeral was in progress. The preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased brother, what an honest man he was, what a good provider he was, what a loving husband and kind father. At length the widow whispered to one of her offspring. "Lem, go up there and take a look in that there coffin and see if that' your paw." Death Takes a Holiday Daughter: "Father, can my boy friend replace your business part-ner that died last night?" Father: "It's all right with me If you can arrange it with the un-dertaker." Legal Brief Lawyer: "Now make it brief and to the point how did the explosion oc-cur?" Witness: "The engineer was full and the boiler was empty." RIGHT SYMPTOMS A hypochondriac told his doc-tor In great alarm that he had a fatal liver disease. "Non-sense!" protested the doctor. "You wouldn't know whether you had that or not. With that Jlsease there's no discomfort of any kind." "I know," gasped the patient. "My symptoms exactly." FT POPS SO WASYAN9 fJ. TASTES SO COOt Personal To Women With Nagging Backache As sra cat etdar, strata and strain. orr aiartion. umiI'i smokioi or atposura M old aomatlmaa slows dowa kldnajr luna-tion. Thl may lud Buy folk la torn-pla- in of ntio backaena, loss af pap aad carry, baadachaa ud dlssinaaa. Gattlnt op oigbta or fraquanl punm may raaull from mlnot bladder Irritations dua la sold, dampoaaa or diatary Udiacratlona. II yoni dlacomlorta ara dua ta tbaaa aaoaaa, doa'l wait, try Dou'i PUia, mild dluratlo. L'aad aueoaaafulljr by million for rar 60 yaara. Walla tbaaa lympioma nay ' aiica atharwlaa occur, It'a amaslng bow nuy tlmaa Doaa'a (Ira bappy rallaf belp tba It Dallas ol kid nay tu baa and filtara Stub out cuts. Gal Doaa'a PUla todayl Doan's Pills Economical Cough Relief! Try This Home Mixture No Cooking. Makes Big Saving. To get quick and satisfying relief from coughs due to colds, mix this racip in your kitrhen. First, make a syrup with 2 cups granu-lated sucar and one cup of water. No cooking needed. Or you can use corn syrup or liquid honey. Instead of suBsr syrup. Then gel 2i ounces of I'inen from any druggist. This is a special compound of proven Ingredients, in concentrated form, for its quick action on throat and bronchial Irritationa. Put Pinex into a pint bottle, and fill up with your syrup. Thus you make a full pint of splendid medicine about four times as much for your money. It nver spoils, and tastes fine. And for quick, blessed relief, It Is surpris-ing. You can feel it take hold in a way that means business. It loosens phlegm, soothes Irritated membranes, ease aorenesa. Make breathing easy, and leu you get restful aleep. Just try it, snd if not pleased, your money will be refunded. FOR EXTRA CONVENIENCE CET NEW READY-MIXE- REAOT IO USE PINEX! If Rher Bun Clubs With I F0Rto2 Vi mes mre i Slate and A I HEADRCHES and COUJ. Jj SSSIBen-Ga-v THE ORIGINAL gAUME ANAL&ESIQUB j and pipe fans alike find greatar smoking Joy in crimp cut Prince Albert America's largest-tellin- g smoking tobacco. a tJfi --Aft I'.jMbVt 2-- u hrlptN " ' y n r1 1 ; K :Mi :a;k Li V : If i I FOUND REAL SMOKING JO ( i l'-- ; RIGHT FROM THE START I RIGHT. I FIND PRJNCEALBfRI IN A PIPEFUL OF f SMOKES EXTRA COOL AND " l PRINCE ALBERT. EXTRA TASTY IN PA. SMOKES COOL AND OWNS, TOO. AND WITH RAi MILD REAL EASY THE TONGUE CRIMP CUT, ITS EASY TO ROLL .. TH'o t , l t,!""1 ,Tj NEAT CIGARETTES! a. J. BarnolcJi Tobacco Co.. WUutoa-BaUa- H. ft Try P. A.! You'll enjoy the rich taste and natural fragrance of Prince Albert's choice tobacco. And crimp cut P. A. is specially treated to insure against tongue bite for greater smoking comfort. - THE NATIONAL ttftfcH S SUNNYSIDE WOoS.HM. ff 'ou rLB:yM' TWCCC, FEK4DLv"Sfi I T-- " I 1 THEN VOO WONT PS WANTING YOU GOL TlRT!t5!luS5NHT4SKE I I I1"'! 4 IsJ" CLUBS I'LL JUST aOA?A?OW TMEM J GieeriTud neighbor? j LNMwee, E I tW?W a r 7Z- -7 i r ' THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter "Jffi h r I 1 I fctd y I f you've been sitting I f i'm HALF ASLEEP I ) 1 ( lk Mil A- rtfi- - C ' THERE FOR TWO HOURS jml:"-A- P AW "iD- TO V. WITH ONE EYE OPEN ANDl N--v , T"! BESSIE By NICK PENH mmimtmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmaKi fBaHHwaaiBHHaaaaBBaaBBaaBVaiBavHaHaaiaBaaaai MajsaaasayasasjHHHiMasaHSB pmmiimmmmmmmmmmmpfri--lmm- m I WISH WE HAD A f r fVsiV FULL-LEWGT- H MIRROR 1 1 ftjjjii Cp V SO SEEHOWi f i a F 1T AAV MEW DRESS 7 II Aj ', MUTT AND JEFF py Bud Fi,her I DANG IT -- My CAR J --AND I CANT GET ) yCtl I I f HEV, MISTER, yOU ; I'LL BLOW ) STALLED RIGHT IN IT STARTED - XaMVvl GET OUT AND SEE ) VOUR HORN ) t J THE MIDDLE OF J J"74N0H0Wi J liX, IF VOU CAN START J V FORVOU ' JITTER By Arthur Pointer "weu ru bemustfsonb ' jsTN ('setn that I II II II JJ-- r TFflf1 T IT WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas LISTEN TO THOSE TP&-''i'f'&lW- J LISTEN TO THOSE & r&WtSnJr COVOTES ISN'T THAT 0Cafr4t0fi PEOPLE ISNT THAT 7 j "ALL THE OTHER MOUSES HAVE THEIR. WALKS SHOVELED MOM SO I LL JUST TSr HAVE TV SHOVEL OURS AT THE 1 I USUAL PRIC, fATCHERLY. Let's Keep Our Balance |