Show TEACHER KNOW SHEEP city woman meets surprise in teaching farmers daughter A young city woman went out to teach a country school the class a arithmetic was waa before her sho she said bald now children it if there are ten sheep on one side of a wall and ono sheep jumps over how many sheep will be left then up piped the little towheaded tow headed beaded daughter of a farmer no sheep teacher no n b sheep oh oh chi cried the young city woman reproachfully you are not so stupid as that think again if there were ten sheep ou on one side of tho eho arall and one sheep lumped jumped over nine sheep would bo be left dont you that no no nol per persisted stated the child it if one sheep jumped over all the others would jump after my ay iy father keeps sheep then seeing the puzzled look on tho the teachers face thi little towhead explained apologetically you know mathematics teacher but I 1 know sheep james economy papa asked james wouldn t you be glad it if I 1 saved a dollar lor for you certainly my son said papa BO delighted at this evidence of budding business ability that ho he handed the Y youth auth a dime well I 1 saved it all right said james disappearing you said it I 1 brought a good report from my teacher you would give me a dollar but I 1 ladles ladies home journal have the nerve A town character who had b been een in trouble with the police many times was arrested recently on a minor criminal charge the arresting OR 0 fleer was amazed when the fellow appeared in police court with a lawyer prepared to make a defense finally hla his case was called and the audgo asked prisoner are you guilty or not guilty let my lawyer plead not guilty for cor me judge was the reply 1 I aint got the tha nerve |