Show beware of thin ice dog upsets auto an up setter why la is he always called a lone iona bandit why not just a a bandit A deep snow would help tho the evl aviators that haye hae acquired tho the falling habit babit now they say that the old hoop skirt la Is coming back heres hoping that it cant russia la is importing thousands of typewriters from this country no julius they are lust just tho the machines milwaukee physicians plan to put an end to telephone practice they cannot see bee a mans tongue over the wire the automobile Is acceptable 1 in funeral processions professions process ions but the aeroplane Is still barred out by the undertakers trust skating season Is upon us that Is ice skating skating in a general way Is practiced regardless of the weather before long germany may be eating imported meat exclusively the iho pret however will be manufactured at home as of yore it if t Is agreeable to the surgeons sur geona the average man would prefer to be operated on for appendicitis only when it la Is necessary A man who marries two wives la Is a bigamist but that california man mail who married six of them la is just the tha old reliable brand of fool that eliat now york person who shot himself live five times and failed to kill himself will probably die some day of the pip you never can tell A washington man has started suit for or for tho the loss of his wife all of which leads us to remark thit that she must have been some wife in future says doctor wiley alley the air will furnish heat beat fuel and power it might do so right now it some way to extract the coal from it could be found that kansas city ninn man as wo we understand tho the case did not want a divorce merely because his alfo smoked led but on account of what she Bino ranked ked Eu ropes wine shortage this year Is said bald to be the greatest for a century still there will no doubt be enough for us who buy it only for medicinal purposes I 1 A writer in the new york medical journal says whisky la Is not a cure for snake make bite but kindly refrains from ex pressing an opinion as to its suitability for or fesh bait A lady smuggler arrested arrested with worth of jewels in her ber stocking claims that where she always wears em evidently Evl EvI denly weve been overlooking 1 good thing A few phlegmatic men who never become excited about anything are not going to buy a fruit farm next year and get rich in one season by raising apples tho the fashionable dressmakers are till quarreling over the location 0 of f the waist vialet line and women will have to go along llong a while without knowing where it will finally be located for the sea ton ion oberd are many ways of getting in bad only one of which Is to travel on a train which Is about to be wrecked A massachusetts octogenarian who has haa never shaved in his life claims to have saved in that way but most men would rather not have the money than the whiskers we are told that the day of tile the novel Is ended when we wa consider tho the alleged literature that has been perpetrated recently we cannot squeeze out even the semblance of a tear now we are told that tho the garden dt df eden was located at the north pole possibly we shall learn also that adam and eve were eskimos rind and ate of 0 the forbidden blubber instead of the for bidden fruit A boston young woman has been vis alting dentists offices and stealing mon men ay 97 and other valuables from the wraps of the patients in the torture chamber heres heras another excuse for not going to the dentist when you ought to the new york doctor who asserts that overripe eggs are as nutritious as aa the fresh kind will not meet with violent objections it tie ho tries to get a monopoly of eating the ancient vintage the hobble bobble skirt and high trolley ear car steps have clashed in trenton the items may have the logic of the situs tion lion but the hobble bobble has the eternal feminine end of the discussion and ill human experience la Is a unit on what happens when logic attempts to jacklo eternal feminine RECIPE CURES WEAK KIDNEYS FREE RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY TROUBLES BACKACHE STRAINING SWELLING ETC stops pain in the bladder kidneys and back it be nice within a week or so BO to begin to aft say goodbye forever to the tha scalding dribbling straining or too frequent passage oi ol 01 urine the forehead and ami the back of the head aches the stitches and pains in the tha back the growing muscle ile weakness spots before the eyes yellow skin sluggish bowels swollen eyelids or ankles leg kg cramps unnatural short chort breath sleeplessness and the despondency spon dency I 1 have a recipe for these troubles that you can depend on and if you sou want ant to make a QUICK RECOVERY you ought to write and set get a copy of it many a doctor would charge you 3 60 just tor for writing this prescription but I 1 have it and will be glad to send it to you entirely tree free just drop me a line like this dr A n E robinson K X luck 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