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Show Of Course You Recall It. Remember the time you went walking with her down the river read that Sunday afternoon and it began to rain when you were two miles from home, : and how the folio v vou had been to cut out came along in his siylis.; turnout as you were streaking it lor home. and offered her n tide and she accepted Cant yo'--t see that fiendish on Oi::- livni's fae yet? Min'! Ut, tv . cu1 ued lroiu that time The Busy Eee, :re the Ria with liuneyed ,i Anti huazin tungue. Bireft vt yeif, yuw Orel way To Manufacture Radium, The firt comp; ny in the worid to ! undertake tl.e production ol radium in - ' :y is ImilS'mr a Ik coumif; rr i You dislike the autouicbihs that the fssh pa..t here? interrogate windmill agent. hhould say so, draw k. I Wai, uei1 .ta he shook hl-- j list at tile oldrapidly vanishing machine,' Those siren hoins are blood curdling I suppose." Worse than that, stranger; they ace milk evrdJing. Curdle all the miU in the dairy.' hegosh1 1 - Hal and Hearty. John Tdwmsend Trowbridge, novel d poet, who. ha just celebrated his eightieth birthday aruiversary, is (at-an- still strong and well, lie and Prof. Norton of Harvard are the only writers living today who wrote for the first numbers of the Atlantic Monthly. Other octogenarians who are vet active in the literary field are Edward EYerett Hale and Thomas Wentworth Jligglnson. Naw Business for Women, MIm Edna Blanchard Lewis Is a Kw York woman who hm originated and now directs thd only lrsrranca department In the world r.tu exclusively for women. There Is a splenjld field for women in this work, she says, and it is comparatively -- a.y to work up from the rank3. The fir.it step is to become an agenL She herself had been a school teacher, but found the work uncongenial, so became the agent Tor an insurance company, with most of her work colleges of Smith, Wellesley, Mount- Holyoke and Vessar. in-th- - The Caraboa' Express. HaVe you been In Washington, D. C., oa a hot August day? Dagupan is hotter than the asphalt pavements of Vashingtcn. Quite a number of tourists pass through Dagupan on their way to Baguio a result is the Travelers Hotel. Perhaps a description of the impossible should not be. attempted, so we will get Into the spring wagon and with four good mules drive away from the Travelers Hotel." As for our triinks, they are loaded on a ''caraboa express cart and reach Baguio, 52 miles distant, after just one week of constant travel. Arwy and Navy Life Had Slipped Hla Memory. "Before I answer your question," aid the great alienist, permit me to he refresh my memory. consulted a notebook. May I ask," resumed the lawyer, why you found it nbcessaryto consult some memorandum before answering a simple hypothetical question of only a few "The fact Is," rethousand words? plied the alienist, suavely, "that I did that to get the point of view. Id forgotten which side Id been retained on in this particular case. Kindly Spring ydur conundrum again. n diversity. SCHOOL CHILDREN WITH MONEY. York Acted as ths Family Bank. In New 1 k; 5 iW- - fjy7-- A GOOD POSITION ' fk V ,! : 1 a. S tL.e- -- 5fe ViL.Sti te s - s- - s &r- - 5F '.v; " 7 rfi v.r- .-. 0-- : . i fO - ao m Srt n. i ' Av. U I-- Literacy So. Jinks tells me he is living high." In an attic room; I beSo- he is. : x(r.Y9H''rS o s. t, s' I I ' - . v, ty -- Wi-eies- , i j ( I ! j Rj $ I . 1 1 h . toll-i'.sr- , -- lot-"!- , - t v.n , ' i aaOut y vVeil S XL K UY FO-- c:.m hdr cy3 by ty . V'l tc .e n' R. and Wireless Officials and plae- It wil es all graduates into positions. le- full for them write pay you to i. pr v f t ? i;!icnnK ; i" A(furtn;: 3tUi.n iv Lu. retL mti c fi LUHCER Co R. N. L frea oiMiMoit s making -- IMJ. f Jn-d-- your ad. a'.uaotivo. Then all mat is left for you to do is to take in the money for tho coffee Mrs. Jones buy". tLopj ( a I j f,nr j.Vn.ri . J Tr.noc Maiws DCSiCN9 COPWIiOKTS Ac. R nketrh n;;d Secrlntii tort whc.hir r i J. ..... . rr.v rl A iff TR ' uYV M P3 .'4A -- r -- 7 V, M t1, A 1 ! hu hand will rot Crz r, seme o.f u!;y more; spn ,t'iai,.-tiances afLur last night, said th lady t:i gray, spearing a 0.'na of lemon for her tea. You know he i just about overboard on tto subject of mediums, ar.u seein things a clairvoyants, night, as Eugene Field puts it. 1 nave begged off u going ever since we Were married. You know, of course, be wan a widower when I married ii:n. Last night I went, and behold, or the flrs.t thing Little Papoose, whatever brand of Indian control It was, yelled out was that Johns first wife was present right behind hi chair, reaching out her hands to him and wanting to speak to him. I wish you could have seen John wrigglo: ho tried to shut the Indian up, but the first Mrs. Brown had a warning fof him, and ths Indian was bound to tell c. ia took out him. The warning for squaw with red hair. Yes, my hair would' he called red by those who are not familiar with the real auburn elmde Titian some artists have called my hair and that did not help mat ters any. There seemed to be some news coming about other squaws in John's history, but we didn't, stay t hear- - any more. Now John rays he Is firmly convinced that tits spiritualNew York ism Is all a grand fake Xlme3 i n:f r J'q fj I j nv-'-.- j n p-- --Py est i , , arn r 1 ' 8- D - i ; - s 11 i ' v; , 'i s r, A Gtaover. Cj YE4R- ktd . IC a; ClP.I.ituvi f -- , , ,t 11 -- Can s 3. j tails. " F H3NE 3 l- rt 4 v '-- i LUKE PRICES T CJ J7''lH JbiaW Ul Am For all kinds Tto of Worli cJ Consuit the We wish to notify our Iritnds thet we uarantceti have 'n tine stbelv of U TOOTLE UTAH uwtr r&ani-xatf- ' i' OWrwm p-io- Date PUT AN END TO THE' QL'ARftEt, Birth of Baby Ended Argument tween Loving Couple. Gents Be- u jo? xn. isl3-ia.ji37- 3 Did you ever quarrel with youi wife. Pinks?" Only once. You are a Only once? Geef lucky man. Oh, It wasn't luck. I merely found qut then that it wasn't xvorih while. Aha! Had to lot her liaxe her way h? No: it wasnt that. She didnt have her uwn way. Oh, I seel You xvon out, and felt like a brute afterward. Nope. I didn't win out." Welt, how the dickens 'Hhy, It was this way. You see, she wanted to name the baby Thomas, after me, and I xx anted to naine it Villiam, after her father, who was a dead game old sport if there ever was one. IVe had an argument lasting two whole moriths, and while she wept I was firm; she was adamant even In her tears, and I wasnt to be moved by heaven or earth. And then well, then, you see the baby was born. And then, of course, you each wanted to give irj to the other, and found yourselx cs still on opposite ides. M4 The baby was girl. Judge all Two Hundred Years Ago. s is in a description of a dinner given ty Lord Maltcn to his tenants in 1723. It was at Woodlrouse that the feast trkes place at which we hear thc.i tis an out of the way thing, iho people are to dine upon xxooden dtf.'i-es- ; they cut down wood on purpose to make them of. One of the company describes the affair in a letter to he Lord Straf Tord of ihc time, I.ord JIuRons neigh-no- r at Wentworth ear, tie. There was In ths prayer hall six tables made of deals xvith benehe?. :uch as in the tents ait Bouahtoo fni1. Alt four of them there rdcht he about 32 people, the otl er so: thalf the number, rilling abox-the tables being Ies3. Our dishes s.-osingle, the table Bilowing tie more; dish, roast porke; 2nd. turkey; Old, venison pasty; 4th, cold beefe, roast; 5th, fruit pudding; Cth, a goose; 7th, aple pye; Eiui, a hoggs head in souce; so then the course began again, and kept in this forme to every table. We eate upon trenchers end wood c! dlshe:;. and drunk in horns; my did the same. The horns held prut si t pkts and the ptim-- was and the comm.- -, people drunk iuli herns j !at mii (Lnr.er that 2 or 3 norns wcuicl make them drunk or :c i J. Dr. HOSPITAL- - A Piiipps, I S Silpt, .yiHie Tooele ailoring Go. l u M jWWV v v - se vjfc t 4 ? U WI 3Z V3S? W- E5SS2H TrTT.T.y-- BANKING 111 T--1-' ALL USE- S- TOOELE COUNTY STATE BANS if k Idertisirvg pates TODELE. UTAH. y. H pr, 4. & C-- Arthur Greeley Wm.Cranch bor locals Street NiW. Caveats Washington, d.c.. reissues. Designs. Attorneys Practice all Courts. in local column, per line 1-- h rrrrrUr:,k-k.. per r- - OP State Press . p L i U -r i. J ' , . . a .-- j . k 1 .1.133 Assccic-io- J00 WOKLl 'i 5 fe OE? THE UTEST , UiClNTIRE. 10 c :nts gj for 1st insertion. 7 2 cents subsequ at. Reader, with heads, 7 cents 1 t iw ertion;5 cents subsequent. i ff-;- GEEF1L Gorner Broadway and Utah Avenue. 4 i 77 New Building!;. New Appliances fii-3- t . -- kit Our stockiWjll be only the latest. No old nor shelf worn Roods. I "Where d d school children get all A ti he money they take to school? was li U aid atked a N"w York teacher who was worrying over tile frequent thefts P. MciNT;r. from the pupils in her room. FORMERLY AC5ICTANT COMMISSIONER T don know, she said. CF PATENTS The situForty Years in Pfjact ation is puzzling. It is a fact that F 618 almost every child brings money to school. Many of them have only a cent to buy a doughnut or a stick of U.S.ano Foreign Patents trade-Mark- s candy, hut others carry' surprisingly "d large sums. Not long ago the charges of theft were to frequent in my room nc Counsellors- ,- Mechanical Ex that I tried to step this universal of I moththe asked money. carrying U. S.' in ers not to give their children money during school hours excr; t in cases where it was FEES REASONABLE AND BEST ADVICEALWAYS GIVEN. RZSARDLCE needed to buy luachpon. Mav of them promised to OF ALL INTERESTS EXCEPT THAT OF CLIENTS. cut off the allowance, but the small BUSINESS CONDUCTED' UPON' HIGHEST' PROFESSIONAL FLAN 7! A. colas continued to circulate just the same. A few mothers derlared that UNDER PERSONAL SUPERVISION OF MR. .GREELEY AND MR. WCNT.': they gave the children meue for safe Eiek. ALL LETTERS OF INQUIRY ANSWERED PROMPTLY ON DAY OF F.E7E!:- keeping. I learned that one girl in ft is notioeable that ale was drunk my class came to school dav after day at my lords talk--, but as be wn with from $20 to $20 pinned ia her lnformationand'advicefreely, given,; puted net to kc-"any clothes. The father spent everything of maf dr'rk." ENTITLED iiGSEELEY'&'MclNTIR BOOH. . OU?. . , ; ON PATENTS. poi h could lay his hand3 on. ami as 'ho all eth t.k ANY ADDRESS SENTFREETO. . Utile girls gartnents wr- the er. CSt linin' to ; n. 4, tTi-fled I (ace where he could ns, A m.eaut h tr.',t'' too v taking nfonev she was converted into the and this vaj r rUOce. a fi.vI;, bank. ; The plan seemed tn wort so frr as plishfd that "ti.ero was ii.e PATENT "ATTORNEYi WASHINGTON,' O.jG tile spendthrift father was mneerned, found dead, supposed to be choaked xvith punch. t kto-i-t Country Lila. wtvried the tcacberv j e 8 TOOELE Nearly Our readers may like to he remindlate in our history the absence of cheap crockery kept the wooden trencher in use. In 'he eighteenth century, silver in. the diniug room and pewter below stairs were abundant for all dinner table usa in large and xreaHhy households. But that the number of metal platrs and dishes xus insufficient to meet the requirements of extraordinary 3 asthey will reach everyone. used Wooden trenchers. Substitutes for Crockery War r .CCiC on display, and we invite the public to come and look it over, and et acquainted with our prices -- One Pupil -- lO-.'-- ed of how comparatively Value of LoYss and Lives. Most things in this world are e fact that a jury lr Brooklyn esLmates the losfc of a bus bands affectofia at $75,000 within a few days after a jury in Bridgeport estimated tlm loss of a boys life a! $200. shows how differently juries look at things. The absence of any Wall street arrangement fcyvhich the cash market value of loves and lives Is quoted creates hard nuts for courts and Juries to crack,- and as a result the' verdicts are a study in variety, a problem in t L--' - sn-i- "1 Cron n. " - . t.'. "- . .? ..It Axs a. : ''rC.y.y Ci be had by ambitious yourg men if VV 0--' v her ccftcs a. If r:,-- Jcne? . . ,,'5 C r.;id ladles m the reltl of .... l..lwi Vfli e tl who know .os A:.,' idea Ex ores. )e l e.;;; e.;V (.OALI buy telcK'mehy. S.r.' If t.'.y r.offc--3 in your store :o cz.- - fx vith number of neats' hour law became euect v-t!,?.n Smith'u an:! che?rci ter Le WHY JOHN LEFT THE 1IANCE, COAL units ;i'ti,n. ABEIID'-.EYpy, TZLL .YRG. JONSS I wireless eompan;03 ar ' u ir of h: s heat units r.tcr a ji p D: . dasn v,,;!y 4croes fie Csmi.mr.icaficns Proffered Threatened strecL . though; shed t? 3 Too Perconal. : v. you. Insert a sane, force- i j ruined the a- v .at-or- a tm y try-ins- Megaphone Assists Bugle. The megPDhone has beer, used at some westtrn army posts for the purpose of amplifying the volume of the bugle. whei$ it is desit ed that the calls shall be heard distant . greater than the sound t;il carry ir tier outii try Uroumstaneui. Thg notes or tae ham, may he du-igeished easily :.t almost iujiemuu reaches ia this mynuer. i i it |