Show there la Is still a place for the horse in this auto flying age progressive farmers are now plo plowing W by gasoline thus having more hay bay to sell will the international school of peace organize a football team and go fo out after the championship A winsted conn farmer has trained a rooster to ride a bicycle this Is something to crow about A swiss doctor says that drunkards ll 11 live ve longer than total abstainers abstain ers still even this Is no excuse for being one it Is planned to unionize the hoboes hobles excellent and then stop them from working other people after union hours at montenegro 0 Is a kingdom n now ow la instead of a mere principality over in blo montenegro there are people probably who think we care the man who introduced moving pictures into this country Is dead but whether he died remorseful or pendant the dispatches do not say that new york professor who declares college women have not made tood good cannot successfully maintain that they have not made good fudge A hobble bobble skirt in which a disguised burglar tried to escape assisted greatly in lite his capture thus we see that oven even the hobble skirt hath bath its uses meat prices have come down according to market reports but some of the local dealers evidently dont read the papers somebody ought to tell em while it Is true that one makes acquaintances quain a with queer people peoli on ones vacation it Is not always alway necessary to go on a vacation to achieve that end the latest thing at newport Is a ragtime rag time bear dinner A bull and bear dance would look pretty lively only it would be unpleasantly suggestive of shop A motorcycle ran against the rear end of an indiana mule the other day and it la Is reported that two or three pieces of the machine were afterward found almost intact one of tho the harvard professors pathetically thet leally declares that yankee blood to Is dying out W wa suspect that the tha him Is that he been M a g ivl 1 lately irtely I 1 A man la in new york bet six months in jail on the election and lost now mow despite his efforts he cant break into jail to pay the debt A worse hard tuck luck tale could scarcely be told A banknote ban bank knote noto that had been washed and iro ironed lied by i a fastidious woman waa pronounced the public evidently la is familiar only with filthy lucro lucre that long island judge who ruled that a year Is enough for the education of a sixteen year old girl doubtless had bad in his crude masculine mind only the useful things other kinds cost more A chicago woman in suing for divorce declares that her husbands stenographer looked at him longingly lovingly sweetly and invitingly that stenographer certainly must have been a good looker A mississippi man who put a stick of dynamite in his pocket and then fell flown down with it will recover from his injuries A man so favored by pure dumb luck as this ought to be in steady demand as a mascot the story from new york that loans to the aggregate of have been negotiated abroad indicates that american credit Is excellent and also that the money la is likely to bo be put where it will do the most good in promoting american enterprises incidentally ci it la Is proof that the money market Is by no means as hard as aa had been supposed california Is one of the western states which shows rapid growth the census figures just announced give california a population of a gain of per cent over 1900 this Is the largest increase made by any state from tho the final census returns have yet been received and shows that the glorious climate of california and other allurements allure ments aro are attracting settlers quite as numerously as did the gold fever of 49 and later it if shoveling in coal and carrying out tho the ashes were all there la 19 to running a furnace it would be excellent exercise dut but many a man becomes dangerously fatigued when it comes to writing out chec checks liis for the coal merchant an indiana man died recently after haying having lived for ninety years without ever having had bis his face shaved or his hair cut so lie ho claimed but the story seems seema incredible surely his mother must have cut hla hair when he be eras too young to put up a fight and it sometimes happens hap pena that a man mail likes to have ills his wife get so mad she ehe wont speak to him then she will not hot ask him for money |