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Show little shooting now and then They like to gallivant about and let the It does farmers run them out. them good to feeL by jing,. that Morgan dont own everything, and if he came in. consequence, and alo tiied to climb the fence, together with his dog and gun, he, too, would also get the run. A is relished by a lot of men. NOVEMBER. T't. Taft, who rules the nation. Ofers this, his proclamation: Whereas, Providence cen'inues 1 Isssirg us ftom day to day, .'.id the boon of independence ""is, we take it, come to stay; .nd whereas, Indugent Mature Lavishes upon us still T ounty in excess of what the TVeather.and the bugs can kill; id wherea". The old republic C'iiiidnt De improved upon. Notwithstanding everybody ' Cets to run it off and on; Therefore, I, as delegated Now and for a short time hence Presided, decree that turkey 's Shall go up to 30 Thats about all there is to it. Once the country raised its own, and the WhiVe House proclamation was not greeted with a groan; Father simply grabbed the hitchet, mother got the water hot, father read the proclamation to the turkeys in the lot, all thfe young and female turkeys promply fainted from the shock, and after due is j farewells the gobbler'lald his head upon' the block. No one telephoned the butcher, askNo 'one in his ing what a turkey co'-t-! deep resentment'wished the Pilgrims had been lost. No one, while the feast proceeded, knew the torment 'of the rack figuring upon his napkin what the . day had set him back. Everybody was prov ided, as the founders No one d. can be very thankful, if the truth should be disclosed, paying what we pay for turkey, and, for all of Heavens gifts, feeling that the day was founded ior the gets its name from the Latin novem (nine), and was originally the ninth of the year. This brought Thanksgiving around" two months earlier than we have it now, and it became very unpopular. The insurgents, who constituted a majority in the agricultural districts, were bitterly opposed to it. They made two contentions: First, that young turkeys were not old enough to market; second, that crops had not progressed to the point where it was possible to make out whether theie was anything to be thankful for or not. In 713 IT. C. the storm broke. The insurgent canicd Gaul Britannia "and 17 others doubtful states, and the Forum immediately assembled and made November the eleventh month of the year. will be unusual November this year for the reason that theie will be no full moon. This is because there will be a total eclipse of the moon on the night of the 10 th, when it would otherwise, lie full. This eclipse will lie visableinthe United States aiul in Wall street, and it will send bacon down a couple of points. The breath of Winter will distil upon the outer windowsill, and the chilling calf will hump his back and burrow deeper in the stack. The hired man, with wintry spurts, will put on both his undershirts, anil the plutocrat who sels 'us coals will pry onr bodies from our souls. Then let us all embrace the chance and he as merry as we may for whether we desist or dance, the fiddler is for all to pay. The gentle autumntime tvi'l pass, the countryman wi'l kill his hogs, the cotton tail will wave the grass around the obfuscated dogs, the honking goose will ride the heights with that weird hollering of his, and the( wolf w ill sit around o, nights and tell the moon how thin he is. O woe is us that could enjoy the autumntime for aye and aye, and what with growing soul employ its The witchery from day to day. thein sky, the phosphorescence on the hill, the quail blackbird evtr bobbing by, and the' wind whee it will. But happiness can never last, as Antony could apprehend., the holding Cleb to him fuvt, destroyed him self before theenl. S turner coineth aftc spring, and winter, mercile withal, as truly must succeed the sweet and gentle blandishments of fall. At any rate, upon p, day Deciphered in the almanacs, December, desolate and gray Will come to while through the cfacks. parlor carpet, you will be a lot more interested in a carpet ad. than in a paragraph soft-sighin- I ao- .uri Tit 'i n -- I or f CQAL PCONOMY new jgjuKta OVER m about Jim Jones newly painted barn. Thats why everybody in this vicinity reads this pa- pers ads. , People vho know buy the COAL with ther highest number of heat units per torn Aberdeen coal has a greater number of heat units than any other western coal-B- YEARS Y - tn,- 65 EXPERIENCE - A v JA GOvrnrjiyiENT Trade Marks Designs Copy-right- s ' Introducing the buyer to the merchant is the purpose accomplished by our The inadvertising columns. tegrity of both are vouched for. it- PA Jlaoicsti. arrest SthiJiiKc Illustrated A T eul u n u of nny i( lenLilie j mi nul. 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Agents wanted glad you tried it. to introduce WASIIWAX everyThe colt will sniff the air where. and don his heavy underlmir, and Address Wash wax Co. St. Louis frenzied candidate will jump and Mo. hop around upon the stump. Hel point with pride and view with fear THE PACIFIC M ON A LYs and suck and blow the atmosphere, INTRODUCTORY OFFF.R. and then together with his cult, await with praver the result. Does veason haply hold its sway The Pacific Monthly, of Portland or is it madness tor a day will tell is a beautifully illustrated the people what to think and put Oregon, the country on the blink? One can monthly magazine which gives vei' not tell, but must abide the count full information about the resources that sees him justified in courage, and opportunities of the country confident or doubt, according as it lying West of the Rockies. It tells may turn out. all about the Government ReclamaOne thing along is sure, it seem, free Government and that is sure, it seems, and that tion Projects, tells and the districts land about is this: No one esteems a patriot in We only trust him while adapted to fmit raising, dairying politics. he sticks to war, with all its thrill poultry raising, etc. It has splenThe momenfthat he did stoiies by Jack London and and throb. wants a job somewhat conspicuous other note 1 authors. ior pay, by Jove! we dont know The Trice is $1.50 a year, but to what to say But whether we do 'll or wll, introduce it we will send six election day alone can tell, or months for fifty cents. This offer wtather love for us and fear did any We have must be accepted on or before Fib good, Will then appev. to judge men as we may, and where iuaiv 1, 1011. Send our ivinc the candidates all sav about the and address tut aceompanu J same tiling in theend, ore scarcely in con's stamps and learn all about hnows who is a friend. Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and At rfite. the snow will fly , California and the wild duck spin across the Address, The Pacific M- ddc, skv with 1 oh eyes focused on the Cot t land, Oifigon giound and Ingoing lound. The eager hunter will deLiterally So. coy, air I the peneumococcus, while "Jinks tells me he is living high. he toots, will perfdi ate his rubbev" So he .8. In au attic room, te tail-pie- This paper's F. ... . nvhuc advertising columns are the terra? bus ness news of the communPardon n o, 1" Hi' yOU U bUM-- n r i' oit ity. If you happen to need a vange'ist? TRACE l: - L - i Ul - - i ii r v $ L UA ! iW JOB ff'P u 14 THE LATEST W: |