Show in the bush lea leacue ue by W D BUSH J sandy shields has come up with a phenomenal colt the colt was pictured in the chronicle nearly a year ago and by now it is pretty big and pretty wise the colt so sandy tells us now goes to sandys sandy s house and turns on the water faucet outside the house whenever he is thirsty at first no one could figure out who was turn ing on the water and leaving it running but watching and waiting soon revealed the identity of the guilty party it is a cute stunt and sandy is thinking of writing to hollywood to see if roy rogers could use an other smart pony but in the meantime he s trying to teach the colt how to turn the water off for alt alf hanks Is after him for using too much water when sandy tells alt alf the story that the horse turns on the water and leaves it running mr hanks just gives him that sarcastic look and says yes and next you 11 be tell ng me your cow waters the lawn for you a bert weight has just returned from a fishing trip to idaho where he enjoyed very good luck the first few days were terrible he says but after they discovered the secret of how to catch the fish they had real good luck there were hundreds of fish there and bert and his friends could see them swimming all a round they tried every kind of bait they could think of and bert used every one of his six poles but the fish just politely ignored the best efforts of the fishermen to catch them this may sound funny to you but finally in desperation they threw a bottle of hair restorer into the stream hoping some of the fish would drink it and get drunk then come to the surface where they could be grabbed up and put into baskets this d t work I 1 mean it did work but it d dian didn ddn t work just that way you see that was such good hair restorer that a few hours after the fish had been drinking it hair be gan to grow all over them it was then that bert jumped in his ford and spend to the nearest city when he returned he had a barber chair which he sat up by the edge of the stream then he stood there with a comb behind his ear and a white apron on and yelled NEXT and the fish jumped up into that chair by the hundreds of course the weight family has been eating fish for a week now and they still have a whole locker full the only trouble is that before the fish can be eaten they all have to have a shave and a haircut and since nobody in the weight family has a barber barbers s license they have to hire one of the local hair cut to do the job ob otherwise they would run into trouble wit with h the union therefore if any of you people notice a fishy smell around any of the local barber parlors just relax for it s nothing at all it only means that the barber has been shaving one of berts trout and likewise if you go in to get trimmed and happen to see a big fish sitting in the barber chair getting a shave and a haircut dont think you are seeing things because he will be done soon and anyway if there theres s nobody else waiting youre you re next |