Show ii ill vi ill in the bush beaque lea UC by W D BUSH J S nee nce von haslam has begun ser ling ing i trout dinners up at H gilcrest a lot of people have been won dering where he gets his fish in most of the restaurants in the big cities a person can pick out the trout he wants from among a num ber swimming around in the tank I 1 haven t seen any tank up at von vol s so the log cal conjecture is that he is catching the fish him self people have told me he has been seen up settlement canyon with his rod and reel and basket but no body has actually seen him haul any in maybe he has a fish breed mg ing pond in his back yard and is keep ng it a secret so it wont won t get fished out th s summer von expects to clean up on his trout many a tired and discouraged fisherman will pass through tooele thoele after having a streak of hard luck on the creeks at vernon or clover or ophir and I 1 on will be all set for them he s going to install a tank full of trout and will charge the fisher men a 1 I 1 cense fee of 3 bucks to fish in it the limit will be three fish so they will cost each sports man a buck ap ece but this will be OK as he can go home and tell h s family that he caught them himself and he won t be lying its it s a wonder someone t th of that long ago take an old song that the th e new zealand people used to sing to de parting troops during the war set it to the modern orchestrations make a few records and play it a few t mes and what have you got A h t the title now Is the hour talking about john L lewis president truman said to speaker joe martin I 1 don t want him ou can have him he s too fat for me during the week I 1 had occasion to visit two other housing projects in this area bonneville park and Ver deland park near ogden both are models of cleanliness and arid corn com fort playgrounds are laid out for youngsters and tenants are proud to bring friends to their house one sees no broken windows or torn tom up units or lidless garbage cans strewn about housing officials there are to be commended for their excellent administration oth er projects would do well to pat tern tem themselves after these A drivers safety test mobile unit was in tooele thoele on monday people were given an opportunity to go 90 through the various phases of this operation for their own good it was sponsored in part by the ford dealers and mr peter van otten was there speaking of car dealers we won d der er when the waiting lists will be a thing of the past and ande salesmen are again trying to sell the people cars instead of having the people go to tl them em and trying to buy one the last used car I 1 bought I 1 swore would be the last it looked I 1 ke a beauty to me and I 1 haught ily thought I 1 had gotten a good buy but right after I 1 began dev ing it home things started happen ing the steering wheel was all shot so I 1 asked the dealer for replace ment yeah he says and the next thing you 11 be wanting is an eng me I 1 looked to find out and sure enough there was no engine in it at all I 1 wondered how come I 1 d been able to drive it around like I 1 had been doing then I 1 saw two tired men crawl out from under aha said I 1 so that s why I 1 thought the motor sounded so quiet there any motor in the car and those men were just inside there pushing the car the dealer said he was sorry but he had sold the car to me as is and where and he said I 1 hadn haan t asked him if there was a motor I 1 told him if that was the case the two men went with the car then too which he agreed but when I 1 went to pick up the men they had left that s too bad he said but as it just so happens I 1 happen to have a motor right here I 1 gave him and he put it in it wasn gasn t until I 1 pulled into a service station to have the oil checked that I 1 learned it was a washing machine motor oh well thought I 1 you can cant t have everything and it is kind of nice to be able to put your socks and underwear in the radiator and have them all nice and clean when you shut off your motor my biggest upset came when I 1 went to get the car inspected the man told me to turn off the parking lights and turn the head lights on bright he believe it but they were on bright and when I 1 dimmed them he thought id turned them off entirely does the tail tall light work said eh take a look said I 1 I 1 did said he and you know no said I 1 no tail tall light said he after he had put the lights in order he began with the brakes pull back the emergency said he I 1 did and it came out so I 1 handed it to him out the window by the way wind that window up so I 1 can check the glass he asked brother you don t know I 1 said but the windows been up all the time after worth of work and much fingernail biting on my part he said it looked like I 1 was OK OX now just one more thing he said honk your horn and we well 11 see if that is alright 1 I honked banked the horn but it had been hooked up to the radiator hose by accident and when I 1 push ed the button a stream of water came out and hit him squarely in the eye I 1 d had alcohol in the rad bator and he had gotten a mouth ful too so by the time he was ready to give me my inspection tag he was so drunk he t sign it so I 1 still don t have mine BUSHES BITS OF WISDOM lapland is so thinly populated because there are so few lapps to the mile nitrates are something that are cheaper than day rates A stitch in time doesn doean t feces save nine but it saves a heck of a lot of embarrassment life is a protracted disease con can at birth an everlasting struggle money coming in and hair and teeth from falling out a continually failing attempt to forsee the un forseen differing from love life is just one fool thing after another whereas love is just two fool things after each other A bachelor is a man who thinks before he acts then doesn doean t act |