Show SEEN a HEARD C MAIN STREET a h- h Philosophy The way to 00 have base friends who hD would give you the shirt off their backs says Dad is to re Pram fram from asking them for their shirts Wc COC Agricultural l income is now athe at atthe atthe the highest point in m ten eats ears The farmers will ill soon be prosperous enough to 00 go to Washington in 1 person parson to demand farm relief This is a want ad from the Montezuma Colo Journal Wanted v Want ant ed-A ed A housekeeper must be young and good looking not afraid o Of work and willing to 00 slop the pIgs milk mIl the cow cos 0 and nurse the calf Appl Apply to Phlegar Realty Co It was aver a very ver wet set night when Jones knocked at the door of his friends Watts Hello exclaimed Watts Walts urn i glad to s sae e sou ou Come in nit InI I I don dont t think I dare Jones protested pro protested protested tested My Jy feet are very dIrty That doesn t matter Just keep kee your boots on Oo A news s item aS Says aS that stat statisticians statisticians find that tha t tune rune out often of often often ten women are knock kneed And for or ears weve been thinking think thinking Ing that never nc had any nv fun luny lief ration HOME A place where you lou ou don dont t have to tip A girl lost lo t her job at a dress shop At the end of a busy day a large fu fuw sv woman oman came in After the girl gul had tried about 20 dress s son son On her and her and had t two 0 or three of them upped ripped the open open the customer saId she believed bele ed he would look I better in an something flowing ing So i I the girl suggested she go and Jump in the river There was a young oung fellow named I Pratt Pratt Who stopped near a mule for tor a s chat chatA chatA chatA A day later he said As he climbed out of bed bedWell Well ell I sure ure ure got a kick kIek out of that Farmer Hz Ha kins was as ng to his rus Ife v ife afe that he could find no old clothes to put on the scare scarecrow scarecrow crow crO 1 crOWell Well said she helpfully there thenis IS that flashy suit son wore ore at college col coll college l lege e last year vear ear Yeah but bu I want ant to scare the crows s not make em laugh Little Johnny told his friends that his fa family ly was going gOlD gom to move soon He tie bad had just broken a window and his mother had bad n nt t scolded hIm ham Two T 0 backwoodsmen knocked on the door of a cabin Howdy Howd Joe me and Ed just found the body oa of ofa ofa a dead man m-in over there in m the holler ande and we e thought maybe mabe it was you What d he look like He Heas was as about your build and and- and Did he have base on a flannel shIrt With Yup red and white hite checks No it was plain gray Closing the door Nope t t me |