Show SE SEEN EEN N d HEARD O A MAIN STREET ET 1 o a I T AL L T A 1 I Make friends of your our creditor ci editor advises Dad but don t make creditors of your friends Isn t there significance 11 it tie tIc fact that after 15 ears eal s of radio the hit of the an art is a quilt s dumm dummy I An Oklahoma editor was as much interested in m a dentine note he h heI I encountered in an eastern paper t the effect that if t e earth were ere i t t ned the tre sea sei s b bo two t Tl 11 T r es as c co cc r all aU over t te e s orld T T ed e ed e ed d Lr Ir t r rep TEi this no e a with Ith tre tl e comment If any trail n-an is caught flattening the shoot him on the spot There s II a whole hole lot of us in this state who rant cant can t S lm Definition SALT That which makes po potto potato potato tto tato s taste nasty If t you ou don dont t use lIt it with Ith them I hab That TI Tl e a name of the Santos Maru Mal u of he v ll ill be changed to the Manju laru and that of the Laplata Mars Mam to the ju Maru The hakaku Maru will wll also be renamed the oku o Maru as it has been liable to be confounded with the Maru because of the similarity of pro pronunciation Japan Japan Chronicle Child ChUd Mummy sing me a lul lab Mother Hold this cocktail and andI Ill II s soe se If it I can get one on on tl ti eradio I e eradio radio It seen s that toot Adam was vas the th e first electrician He furnished parts for the first loud speaker A girl gul may have a vacant t stare and not have hate an open mind suggests Dad POME Slippery ice ICe very iy thin Pretty tumbled gill-tumbled gill tumbled in Stu w a fellow on fello on the bank Gave Gae a n then shriek shriek then she sank Bo on heard hand hand heard ter 1 er shout hout Jumped tight sight pulled in-pulled in pulled her out No Nov v hes he s hers hers very ery nice DIce But BlIt she had to break the Ice Ushel Usher at fashionable wedding Are you a friend of the bride bridegroom bridegroom bridegroom groom 1 Woman No indeed I I am the th e brides smother s mother No woman ever really makes a fool of a man She merely gives him opportunity to develop his na nah h ral capacities There is no use in bUl burying the th e hatchet says Dad unless s everybody concerned forgets here hereIt e se It was vas as burled Th Tired Tiled ed after a hard day Congress Congressman Congressman Congressman man WI- WI Whiffletree handed the CongressI menu men u I back to the waiter alter and said Jus t bring me a good mealA meal meil meilA Justl A good meal was as served and the th e congressman gave the altel al a ea generous tip hp Thank so yo O suh the waiter alter said I n If it 50 yo o got any friends what can cant t tread read yo jus send em to me suh Yes my name is John B B B Bronson I was as christened chI by a s minister v who ho stuttered Lena Genster didn t exactly reject re reJect reject Oscar Hasenpfeffer when hen he proposed she just placed him In Class 5 to be drawn n as a II last resort That s a fine tIne girl you youve ye VI marri mar rl ri d said the old friend Yes said the angler absent but you should hould have seen the one that got away assay THE TRUTHA TRUTHA TRUTH iA A newspaper ne was running a serial called The Truth Onee One week e k so much being devoted to other othel mat matters matters tars the editor unable to continue the story did not print the weeks eek s installment Instalment When a u r ader in Inquired as to why hy The Truth didn t appear in m the newspaper Ithe I the editor answered The Truth was l cro crowded ded out of the issue on of more important pOl tant matte One million separate drawings ere acre made to animate the r ture s avels Defense savings bonds bands are now available at more than 16 post offices off es and 9 banks throughout I the United States Do lour our share to preserve the I American way of life Invest regu stamps regularly in defense savings bonds and andl The worlds orld s largest luxury ury liners S SI I the and the Queen Marl no now Idle in Ne Mei s York i 1 p recent a total value of OliO Amell ai al motoi motol car io fors 1015 reached a ne nev v time high In 1939 w her het there u were ere 30 cars carsI I registered As an ins of their eligibility for marriage single girL girLIn girloin In the wear near ear silver II ver breast plates Our soldiers soldier sailors and marines need planes ships s tanks ammu ammunition uniforms and food You can help to supply them by buying de defense fen e savings bonds bands and stamps stamp |