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Cobb thing-but thing but - but , , c\ c et even cen \ en so , my guess Is that Mr Al AI Capone , snug snugas snugas snugas as a bug under a rug . , Is kind I.Ind IInd . of gl'1dabout gl'tdabout glad gl'1d gl1d gl'td gltd ' ' 'about about ' about ono one fact * . ' that long tong term pol polIcy policy polIcy Icy of health aud and casualty insurancewhich Insurance Insurancewhich Insurancewhich which Uncle Sam Issued to him-with him with himwiththe himwiththe him - withthe the clause permitting tra\ tra trat travel trael \ el eHminat eliminat eliminatedstill eHminatedstill ellmlnated ed-still ed still - still has quite some time to runS run . S . t . tBorah Borah for President President.xILL PresidentxILL . BILL ALLEN ALLDN WHITE WIIlTD 1VII1TL says SentorBorah SenatorBorah Senator Sen\tor Sen tor SenatorBorah ' \ Borah Is good presidential presidenU11 presldenthl timber timberWell timberWell timberWell Well , the Republicans RepubHcans might go fur further further further ther and tare fare "orse-they "orse orse they worse-they worse " worse - - they probabl probably probablywill probablewill ) w will 111 . One Once Onc ( ' < * I 1 was sure most of the sm'1rt sm1rt smart smarttricksters sm'1rttricksters smarttricksters ' tricksters were naturall naturally ) RepubIlcans Republicans RepubIlcansjust Republicansjust Republicansjust just as most of the honest Idiots were werenatural1y werenaturally werenaturally natural1y naturally Democratic Democr'1t1c Democr1t1c ' . Lately , though thoughthe , the Republicans h\\ h have he base ' \ \ e borrowed borroed borro\\ borro \ ed man.v manv many man.vof manyof manyof . of the sterling h\lf h lf half halfwitted ' \ witted \ Itted tactics taches of ofI ofthe ofthe ofthe I the opposition "here here 1here 1\ 1 " \ \ here there s a choice choiceof choiceof choiceof of two ends , , they'll theyll the3'11 the311 t11e ' 'n n ' take tahe bothBcsides bothBesldes both bothBesides Besides Bcsides Besldes , , to any nn an set of party bosses bossesBorah bossesBorah , Borah , as n a candidate , would be ab abI ab80lutelv absolutely abaolutelv I 80lutelv solutely hopeless lie He makes mahes up his hisI hisown hisown I 0\\ 0 0D own \ D mind . , Instead of sending It to tosome tosome tosome some reliable rell'1ble rell1ble ' old guard gu\rd gu rd ' \ laundry , . 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Many a jerkwater university unl\"ers1ty unl "ers1ty ers1ty \ " has hasbeen hasbeen hasbeen been made immortal by one noble cub cubbunt cubbuilt cubbuilt bunt built on the general lines hnes of a pIano pIanomover pianomover pianomover mover . And \ with Ith a whole team te'1m te1m ' of ofsuch ofsuch ofsucli such scholastic prodigies , she can hire hirea hirea a coach at four times the salary s'1lary s1lary ' Ule the Uleprexy theprexy thepresy prexy gets and amount to something somethingas as an educational center . Well WeU , , why not ? The nations most mostcapable mostcapable mostcapable capable of gO\ gO governing gOernlng goserning \ ernlng themseh themselves themseltes es are arethose arethose arethose those whose youth learned lC'lrned lClrned ' discipline disciplinecelt , eelf control and sportsmanship sportsmansh.lp sportsmanshlp . . . * . Hand Hands * . Across the Sea . HARIOUS VARIOUS subtle diplomatic trich.s trichs tricks trich.sl1'1vlng trickshaving trickshaving . l1'1vlng l11vlng having ' failed 111led tailed to lure us into pun pull punIng pulling pullIng Ing England s chestnuts out of the fire tire firefor tirefor Orefor for ber-and ber and her-and her berand110 her - and \ who \\110 110 ever saw S'1\V S'1 S1 V ' \ Dnghnd England Englandwith Englandwith I Iwith with a burnt paw If thereas there was \\as as ttas \ a sucker suckerI suckerhandyIt's suckerhandyIt's suckerhandy I handy-It's handy It's Its - It's Its ' almost time for our dc\ dc dcot desot desoted devoted \ ot 1 1ed ed ) . kinsmen .Insmen Insmen of the mother country to toI todig todig todig I dig up the line about hands across the theI thesca thesea thesea I sca sea and that other eQually equal1y lovely loveiy line linewhich linewhich i iwhIch whIch goes soell so well \\ell ell \ when played phyed pliyed on onyour onyour I Iyour your Anglo saxophone-the saxophone the saxophone - - the one about aboutblood aboutblood ! blood being thicker thlcher thanater than \ water \\ater ater ssater . . ! No use reopening ancient sores , but butstudents butstudents I Istudents students of our Revolutionary ne\olutlon\fY ne olutlon fY Resolut1onary \ ' \ history historyi historywJ1l historywill historywill i wJ1l will perchance perchan.c perchanc ( . recall rec'1lI rec1lI ' tliat th'tt thtt that ' the firsthands first firsthands I Ibands I bands hands across the sea were ere what Sou Soumight soumight ou ouI oumIght ' mIght call calI tail hired hands , . being lies 11e liesslan ' . sIan slan mercenaries mercenarlcs rented at so much a ahead ahead : head to conquer usVliereas us \ Whereas Where'1s Where1s \Vliereas Vliereas ' of later laterJ lateryears latersears J years ears , the most familiar famt1hr hands across acrossthe acrossthe acrossthe the sea were those gleeillly glcec1l1y greedily out outstretched outstretched outstretched stretched to clutch the 'i i ' 'Yankees Yankees 'anl.ee anl.ee anlee ' ankee . s dol dolJars dollays dellars Jars lays , , then clenched cJenhed { into angry IlnJr an o ) fists fistsdid fistsdid listsdid did the t11e said s'1ld s1ld ' Yankee Yanl.ee Yanlee . so much as DS hInt hIntbp hinthe'd hinthp'd hinthpd bp he'd hed ' like UJ.e UJe , . a little something on aecount account ac ae account count countSo So , , while whUe the tbe Leigue Lelgue Letgue of Nationsstews Nations Nationsstews Nationsstewa stews In Its own OWD thin and nnd Impotent Impotentgravy impotentgravy Impotentgravy gravy , let us dchnowled acknowledge e th tint 1t it hlood blood hloodIs bloodis bloodIs Is Indeed thicker than 'Her-hut 'Her Her hut tsater-hut tsater \ water ' - but pi piously piously piously ously continue to give ive thanks thanl.s thanls . for 3,000 3000 3,000roUes 3,000miles 3,000miles 3000miles , , roUes miles of the water . . . The Horse Harle and Buggy BugeT.TpRONT BugeTTpRONT . FnONrl RUNT ' pages came carne l > packed 1clced ' withtidIngs withtidings with * tidings to stir the pulse-\\ pulse pulsear pulse-ssar pulse ssar pulse - - \ war ar , , earth earthquake earthquake earthquake quake , a famous woman tiler In a D crash ; dejth de.lth delth death . for tor men In high places ; another anotherCubaD anotherCuban anotherCuban CubaD Cuban hurricane making m11dllg maldug up , a tragIc tragIcfinl tragicfinish tragicfinish finish finl < : h for ror a great grcat cartoonist cartoonl < ; t \ whose \ hose wit witand witand witand and skill sMl1 gave Joy to millions mllIlons It's Its ' 83 as 83though asthough asthough though fate tate had her grim wash wush day d'tY dtY ' , . too . Even Cven Bven BO 80 so , the budget budet . ; : of npws n'ws nws nrsvs ( ' s'cms scms seems s'cms.trangely seemsstrangely seemsBtrangely ( ' .trangely trangely strangely . Incomplete I et's ets ' ' look theflaming the thetlamlng thenaming tlamlng flaming headlines hendUnes through again n\ln n ln nhgin : ' \ to see seewhat's seewhat's seewhats ' Oh this must beIt beIt be beIt what's whats " , hat's hats lacking , . , yes . , It ; : None of the younger Roosevelts nooscvelts Rooserelta got gotpinched gotpinched gotpinched pinched over the week seek \ eek ( ' end 'nd nd for speed sllced- sllced speed- sllcedIng speedSag speeding - ing Sag or 8\ 8 e\en e en 8en esen \ en for violating tralHc trallit traffic ' rllllJs rules rllllJsPossibly rulesPossibly rulesPossibly Possibly the returns from the tire hack haci . pre preelncts preclncts procincts elncts clncts aren't arent ' all aU In yet An Anyhow Anlhow ) how , the thePresident thePresident thePresident President has no cause to complain complainthat complainthat complainthat that the boys belong belon.lt belonlt . to the horse and andbuggy andbuggy andbuggy buggy a age e . 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