Show a h I BELIEVE IT OR NOT NOTA A dear oI old lady was was shocked at atthe atthe the lurid language ot of two clans clang who were workIng In her house and complained to the corn com company puny pany In due course the two men were sent for and asked for tor an ex es explanation Well sir saId one U It VI aas as like Ilke thIs I 1 was as up the ladder and I 1 let the hot lead fill on Bill It went down his neck And iH Bilt he saId to tome tome me Y You really w VI 11 hay ba e a to be more careful Jack And Ho Got Away With It Your confounded heir restorer has hils made my hair come out more than ever evel I 1 growled the customer Ah Ab you ou must have put too much on sIr I replied the quIck wItted barber Made the hair come aU all th the Va way out instead ot of only half halfway ay I NO HURRY 1 c d l I r could teach you to swIm In three to lessons But 1 dont don't want to learn that fast Were We're goIng to be here for a couple ot of months II Contract Casualty Two men were getting ready for tor tora fora a dIp it In n a swimming pool Your shins are In pretty bad shape remarked one Hockey player Oh no was the reply I 1 just led back my wife's weak suit Bult Even Up Dorothy It must be quite three years since I 1 saw you last I hardly knew you you have aged so I Well Doreen I wouldn't have kno known knon n you either except for that dress Evidence Mother Jane do you know If has come home from school yet Jane l think so I 1 haven't seen hIm but the cit Is hIdIng under the stove tove Just a Vacuum rosh knockIng at seniors senior's door You told me to call you In time for tor your first class dass but 1 didn't wake up myself Its It's ten o'clock now your class Is 0 over er and sou ou can sleep as long as you want Just Practicing nut But Ive I've been told that you have proposed to three other girls quite recently said the maid Olt Oh mere rehearsals rehearsal In vIew of proposing to you dear said the theman theman man Hopeless Case Calo BlInks I hear Jim s gone plumb Yes JInks the poor chaps chap's mind has become as nab danced as the nn na national budget Cincinnati EnquIrer Maybe So red Mother was there haIr on oil oilin In this old bottle Why Mother no That was glue I Maybe Fred that's v why hy I cant can't get my hat off Tears Tean Not in Order My husband has run off with an- an another another other women omen Oh Ob I just c cant can't con control control myself P 1 You mustn't try inc dc-inc You'll feel better after a good laugh It Easily Satisfied But I couldn't give you enough orl to keep you occupied II Misses Miscue you'd be surprIsed wot a little It takes to keep me occupied pled pied SS S Bulletin LIKE SOME VOTERS What Is your Idea of dIsinterest dIsinterested ed patriotism A brass band answered Senator Sorghum It will play with equal enthusiasm political for any kind ot of a ical procession that manages to get the right of way fA A man must be n a student all his days to hold a position like yours remarked the admiring constituent That Is very true answered Senn tor Sorghum and lIIa a student student I 1 get so weary ot of hard lessons that J I Jam Iam am going to organize a movement to Include n a ports page In the Con Washington Star HIs Idea Sunday School Why Teacher was It that David saId he would rather be a doorkeeper In the house of the Lord Bright Boy So he could go out out- outside outside side If he hc didn't lIke the sermon sermon- Pathfinder Mat i ine Unutterable Emotion Now then theD what should n a polite little boy say to a lady who has gIven hIm a cent for carryIng her ber grIp Im too polite to say It madam Boston TranscrIpt Dining to Discord SocIety said Miss 1 Cayenne re minds me of a minstrel show It Where they SlY siy Gentlemen be seated Yes Only they say Ladies be seated And then tho musIc starts I Killed Off Sarcastic Boss So you want to get off this afternoon I suppose Ose your grandmother Is dead Office Naw Kid she aint aint but that gag gab of your Is n a dead one one Brook Brook Brooklyn lyn Eagle agle Doubtful Film Star newy newly And Is this your home BrIdegroom it Is precIous Say It looks mightily familiar Are you sure I haven't married you before London before London Tit Tic BIts Another Side That fellow Is highly educated He must be smart Oh he may be responded the theman theman man In the street But But he worries over thIngs that t I never heard of- of Louls Louls ille CourIer Journal How About It 7 Housewife to subscription sales man No we dont don't want no maga zIncs We dont don't want no Salesman How about a cheap grammar Infallible Ive got a new Idea Fortune In It It What now Its an alarm clock that emIts the tho delicious odors of frying bacon and fragrant coffee Boston Transcript Why Not Wile Wile-I cant can't afford an operation now Hubby No you'll just have to talk about the old one for another year Poor Kitty Your grandfather seems to be n a little hard bard of hearing bearing It A little Why once ho he conduct conducted conducted ed family prayers kneeling on the cat HIS PREFERENCE Mr What Spoon kind ot of bells do you prefer Mr Bell ell who h has ts a naggIng wife wIte Dumb bells I Just So Uncle Uncle-My boy you must never bite the b hind that feeds teeds you Boston Certainly Boy not not uncle It would be a hazardous lag Ing The hand I Is almost certain to tobe be covered with deadly bacteria Too Early to Show Elation Affable You FrIend are not look 1001 lag Ing too brIght today The Other Other-No I mustn't You see the doctor has hns ordered my wHo away and it If I look pleased she wont won't go |