Show Laughs Laughs' NEGLECTED DUTY DUTY r Every ery limo I see sec a lly ily h When n tho w weather Is Is rt real J hot hol I regret that In the spring Some careless cuss CUS forgot to swa swat l. l New York Evening Sun TRUE TRUB TODAY Tut Tur tut good enough h to to toss food for or powder food rood for or powder they'll lit a 1 pitas pit pitas pitas as well as RS better Henry IV Pt ft 1 I. Act 1 IV Sc se 2 BASE BAWL The rhe L Umpire The Fans Fans lans O Ratten Rat Rat- ten Tho The Umpire The Thc gabber Fans Fans O r Halten flatten Hal flat ten The Coacher cher Toney take take- sone send Gudy Gudo The flit Umpire Umpire Tho Fans rans brans The Tho The ran Pane Iee Tho Umpire III Funn Junr Tho Umpire Terou The rhe Fans Fans t 11 X The Tho Umpire And so fO on for lor nine Innings Cincinnati Enquirer DRAMA IN THREE REELS Triplets were err born to Mr Iro and Mrs lira Thomas R R. Reel neel this morning The father a Hear clear store In Olive Oll street St Sl Louis Republic I IT WOULD HELP A tired little bo boy rat Fat on n tho rho curb with his chin chit resting In his hand hands I J 1 wish I J was nay rich ho he exclaimed d What would 11 yon jou do money y If you er ou t cr were rich i Cd 1 one pla play play- lOa mates t e o oId Id buy n great bl big motor car r answered answered an an- the little lUtle chap so I could fly Oy my kite out of the back of or It without running my p s off orr REGULAR BOOB We still cont content contend n th that t the stupidest crim crim- criminal inal we over ever heard of or was the Black lander who demanded that the victims victim's money be placed under a II rl rock k and then found that he couldn't lift the rock New New NewYork York Herald NOT VERY BUSY Recorder of ot Deeds read tho Igo sign n over the the door of a handsome building on one of the tho more f prominent of the col golden ol Jen n streets A new arrival within the pearly gates entered The recording of or deeds Interests m me nie he announced I used to ho bo a lawyer In the tho other world But BUl wh why Is 18 It that all aU the clerks are aio working except pt you Jou he Inquired of the only Idle member of or tho force I I r record the tho hood good deeds explained that m member courteously Louisville J C Courier Journal 1 r TIT FOR TAT This Is the way a children sometimes turn lurn the tables on their elders elder Lloyd G George after distributing prizes at a school raid r-ald ho he hoped tho the children would have r a Rood good record cord when he should come again aln Thereupon hereupon they rose and with on one accord said ald fald Same to you oU sir tr A PATRIOTIC SUGGESTION t Ad In n London Times Thies Scion of Noble House lies has Island for sale Salo Wild 1111 Wild scenery end and precipitous cliffs single sin gle Ie gun un on adjacent mainland would dominate domi domi- dominate nate only plACe of disembarkation Ideal for colonization by y Suffragettes The advertiser nd r Is III a conservative he lie would gladly como come to 0 bargain terms with present government gay gov OV eminent or high minded philanthropist t with country country's weal at heart Box hearL-Box Box C The Thc ATLANTA AXIOMS Tears pars are often orten more mort effective than the most eloquent Mo words Men Ien lau laush hat t feminine folly but it fools them Just lust tha th same Hard facts In the tho shape of or slaver silver dollars dollars dol dol- lars lara are always appreciated Atlanta Atlanta Journal |