Show MAXSON FOXHALL U If you think out ou- doctrine of ot laugh ter is right And yet you find nothing to la at In sight Just glance In t he mirror Un tip oer o'er the shelf I Take one look hook and have a good good laugh on yourself L He Tells Em Lorraine Do you believe bellee fairy tales ta Genevieve No but my husband to think I do Elean do-Elean Eleanor r Levis J Ia THE DIET OF THE ADDICT By John C C. C Macklin MackIm There are many kinds of dish dishel s Tat have made a reputation From New l' l England from Crom t S Southland From Prom all aU parts of the nation I j Lobster Newburg Creole Chicken Gourmands over these may chirrup But for me just give me w Waffles Waffle's m Swimming In some maple syrup I Take our well known friend Welsh Webb Rarebit With Hh a smile some diners greet While a lot of ot other people You could never get et to eat It It I too am a bit peculiar I For you'll always see me taking Every time that I an can get em Waffles syrup and some bacon baco Now of course there thIp n is IR a reason Or at least an indication f For a human beings being's notion 4 Or a funny tunny inclination To keep me from eating Waffles aWes You would have to use a muzzle I For I lovo love em How I love em They look like a CIo Crossword sword puzz Now Fun in That 1 V VMay May I go so to the mot moil mother m Why Lester j you ou went to to tn movies yesterday an and andou ou ou know never rever let you go so more than one 1 week 4 I know but yesterday Ii 1 n ij ought to count That was an and d movie that teacher leacher e sal w we ought to s see M I THE SOCIAL PRIMER I I. I The Maid of of Honor This la-dy la is the Maid of ot Hon Hon op The ties du-ties that de olve u up 01 her Are these No m ter mat what e et t tide de Sh She nev-er nev should shine out-shine PI I 1 i t I bride She walks head a-head and shows way f Then holds the brides bride's six foe foo bouquet S And when the Or gan play Taps 11 1 j She and the best man both colla collapse II The Rejected Suitor 11 This low Tel with the long draWl face S S May seem a Ie tnt out of p place ace 9 But no he is a brides bride's chief Joy He is the heart en bo boj boll j He first shakes hakes hands with th thi brind and groom gloom jj Then stag-gers stag blind ly from tb tit room jj But hell he'll not long m- m m in tM thi whim whim- 9 A maid brides-maid has her e eye e on Turn m mJean Jean Jean Bigger C CAnd And Yet Practice Makes Peri Mrs Dennis Does Doe Does your jour daughter daugh ter tel smoke in public Mrs Potter Potter- Potter Potter-No No o she's hes still sUIi h hol holIng 1 ing secret practice Mrs Mr lr Louis Buehler LOUISI 1 Some men make hay ha while t tsun sun shines while others othen make trou tro trouble ble while the moon shines shines' J 8 IF THEY HAD WRITTEN F FOR FORTHE R THE CONFESSIONAL MAGA MAGA- MAGAI I Daniel Dame DeFoe DeFoe- The world will ne never know h hot Kov KovI hotI I II I deceived it it said u wf 1 Crusoe Friday I rida was not a mal maj but a woman it if of I can cun save cave som sorn one else from taking the ous QUoS pat path this confession will ivill no nobe nobe nobe be In vain It was Vas a 1 desert sert islan a and I was WS starved for love Jove whery saw her little footprint in m the sand sane I 1 i Charles Charl s Dickens Dickens- 9 I I am dying sobbed billIe UHle Ne Nl Be good to my roy little lutle bird am gone gone my my little bird that th pressure of ot a finger would crush It Is all 11 I have no now that the man ma j loved and trusted has deserts desert me S I S Lew Le Wallace Wallace- Kiss me commanded Ben HUI lr or get out of ot my chariot charlot an walk 9 II III II I could have screamed It w pitch dark and four tour miles to Rome Roe Judith Bender Bendel m THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT V Furnishing a Punch M Bliss How Bliss How was that ghost stor you heald on the r radio dlO J JI Kiefer Kiett It r-It r It was the most real gc thing imaginable On account J oj the interference there were we shrieks and howl howls at the m mg rags thrilling parts parts L Piqued ha have good good tI OliVe Did Olive Did you ou ve a the at ltv P Millie All Millie All but our musical trien She brought blought her music along but nobody y asked her to p pI plaY I K H H. F. F I jI |