Show ESKIMO IS HAPPY IN HIS ICY HOME The Eskimo in his native haunts knows not toothache he lives in an Ice e hut and pillows his i head o upon 0 a a. block k of Ice that would cost costo 14 In Wichita the unwashed citizen of the Arctic land does not catch cold In his molars the Arctic explorer has made some soma interesting observations of the dental health of the Eskimo and this is what it comes to But as soon as the tha Eskimo takes to eating the food of civilization his teeth begin to decay deca bringing upon him tau tn numerous ills that follow in the train of dental de deva devay the explorer Clausi finds The Tho native of f Santa Claus land land would be more afraid of a tooth brush than of or orthe the most belligerent polar bear Tooth paste caste probably woul would d kill kUl him him him- He has fine teeth and consumes great quantities quantities ties of meat His teeth serve him for tearing and grinding the muscular bear and walrus s flesh for many years He never saw ala sala a dentist tI and nt If you should d tell teU him that a pain In the left shoulder mediate action calls callI for the into immediate extraction of at least two teeth he would lock you up in a hoosegow made of ice It seems a pity to break In upon this world of the F Fir Far r North Korth with our civilization and our oil on of cloves What it an Eskimo to gain the whole world of Hegel lIegel Kant an I t Einstein and lose his hi own teeth Isit la Is laIt It doln doing the Eskimo Justice to take tako him and his family out of their igloo dress them up in broadcloth and Philippine ph lingerie lingerie lingerie lin lin- gerie and feed them on cream puffs and damnation Rat Rather er let us go to the Eskimos as seekers after light and leithem let lei them preach to us the true truo theory of why this yellow man has white teeth while this white man has yellow teeth Wichita Eagle Falle |