Show Here Is Woman Who Wo Keeps Keps Secret By Bv RUTH AGNES ABELING Mrs r Leonard Wood of Pittsburg Pa vi vice Ico co chairman of ot the tho national Republican Committee kept secret for tor ten days das the fact act that she was to fill ti the place of Senator with Penrose-with with his consent a consent consent-at at the I Ir r recent cent meeting of ot that committee In Washington Mrs Mr Wood can keep a secret She has publicly exploded a a pet let theory theor of ot masculinity mas mae and robbed the the- of oC his favorite line lino But Mrs Irs Wood as a representative of the he feminine sex tex has not turned a new trick rick for tor since the day of ot that famed garden farden woman has been tho the champion s secret cret keeper jot 01 the he world Doesn't she demonstrate the fact fac ever every everyday da day of ot her existence Doesn't she Q FI I proof conclusive every fall fal and e eve co c e y I spring For who from her best friend to her own husband husband ever knows know atho the price she ra really I paid for Cor the hat And who from her boss to her beau excepting of oC course her mother and the family Bible knows kows the thc exact number of summers and winters winter she has hns passed To whom does she reveal cal tho time absolute truth of ot her complexion Does Dos she h ever cr confide the exact size of oC her hel shoo shoe or the number of oC pounds the scale records records' Who Vho knows except cor tere whether or not she I la is a p perfect 36 or a perfect anything You cant can't tell tel after the suit Is la on and she doesn't Inform you OU Does Docs she ever confess contess the thE secrets of oC the beauty parlor processes those processes those hours wih with her luer feet teel at nt nn an angle arle of ot 90 degrees and her head burled buried somewhere under u a of mud plasters or bleaching ap ap- ap Does she And Amid to what sex does docs the vast private secretarial army belong To the tho feminine of course Women omen are wise In the tho ways was of l keeping secrets They ro horn born secret keepers because they're born There Thoro artists at talking all around a thing thing anti and still HIl not saying Baying anything about a it it except Just what the want to sa say So after all all al It Isn't anything now new to find a woman who can keep kee a secret secret |