Show INow us Much Cooler I- I And Cooler CooIe Arrives It isn't schedule K and it isn't rule rulea G a but it is something like that the that the regulation the government has against drinking The government doesn't behove believe be be- hove lieve that government men should drink Now in the summer time D. D A. A United States inspector of Immigration immigration immigration im im- Im- Im migration and labor is a drinking man His is a dry job at best and there is nothing he likes es better of a ahot ahot ahot hot summer afternoon than a nice cold glass of ice water Consequently last spring along about May when the pavement of Main street commenced sending heat waves I Into Int the windows of the federal buildings building's buildings building's build build- ings ing's second floor decided It I would eb a plumb fine idea to have ice I water on tap in a nice cooler When a government official wants any little think like that he cannot go down to a store and ouy It He has hasto hasto hasto to send a request in triplicate to Washington and there bids are advertised advertised advertised adver adver- and opened and contracts let etc So did all these things He likes his ice water June came and post so did Jul July August with her sultry eyes paid a thirty-one thirty day visit visit all all this time and nd athirst in his stuffy office panted for air and air and Ice water This is September 16 and the weather er here in Salt Laek is cool The cooler arrived yesterday esterday morning I |