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Show having kU penta pressed tvtry ai or rwiDoi. I Cooldni bit bite a apple that waant Suit rip tothcr day and kft a tooth in apple. Thi was on of th three wholt tootha that Is hat got fas hit head, and ha waa turribl angry. J oho James Wilh'anM white driving hit hoa to th Seldt tother day, and being unsatisfied at the apecd of the bote, reached over the daehtoard and kicked him whereat the boat kicked him back terveral timet and butted the buffer and eauffht John Jamee William in the cheat and ahnott caved it in. Thia it what people get lor cruelty to wild animal. Mitt Sarah Ana Cumber! Snake Bend returned home laat wk. after a very pleasant viit with Muta Verne Quimby of thia place. Mia Vrn My that th hou was just hanted tVga by young fellers come up to spark ab and Sarah Ann. Melancthod Tones hat improved hit hen bona by th insertion f a new hen roott Lank i up on U th modern Widow H"dre) took he canary bird down tother day, and tet th cage mat by th back ttp to th Uttel bird could get tome freed air, and then went and forgt where th had put k. and com walking out of th boat with bet head in th air and trioped on th cage and tat n th bird jut at hard a ah could, sad (quashed that little canary Ird flat The widow ha gained considerable con-siderable flesh tin it she teamed that th govt would not Mop htr penehion for th tervicet rendered by her husband ia th Sivil War by setting a tree fall en him. UNa ZION CROSSROADS They i almott nothing in th tin of newt items thit wk. from the parte. It tcemt a if w never had at much tick-neea tick-neea ar fire ar other good txeitonantt at do our nayber. The thunder storm which 'did to much damage 9 rata, weal of her last wk. miaaed entirely. Thit it jutt our luck. School will toon begin agahi, and the familiet ar fighting to tee who won't get th teacher first She board around, and ah b a little tkkly, there it al-wayt al-wayt chantt that her health will fail complete, to that the will have to go home. Mi Hildv Wade th bell of the Crossroads, 111 over the Mile back of her bout tother day snd landed in a bed of pel son ivy. Miss Hildyt face leaks like mush-melon, and the cant hardly bend her fingera, they are to welted op. She ought to be thankful she had en all the clothe she did. Jakea Hanet' Intel ton Elbert 4 yra old. touched a match to a pile of thingle timber that hit pa had cut to tee if it would bum. It did for a linel while, and then Jake come running along and put out the fire, but made littel Elbert pretty wtrm with a piece of thing! timber tim-ber that hadn't been touched by the flame. Bill Hendrickt thinkt he hat ditcov-1 vcred something medical about tht water of Shallow Crick. Bill went in swimming swim-ming there tother dty. and he aayt that when he come out he fek at light and airy a a piece of fluff. He think it is medesin in the water. We think that it wat because Bill don't bathe often, and thit bath jutt nachuralry took weight often him. VERITAS. Country Correspondence SORROW HOLLOW . Mist Mtrilla Piper, the bell ef Sorrow Sor-row Hollow, it going around clad in a carpet tlipper on one foot and show on the other, on acc't of dropping a tad iron on her foot while pressing her father' fath-er' pants for him, her father being known a an offal dude, and insisting on |