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Show AROUWD ' Wisconsin Indiana have adopted Alvin Owaley, Ameri-i Ameri-i can legion commander, and . ' have bestowed upon him the a nam'Na-Nau-Oug-Oa-Be," or worda to that defect This fearful cognomen, we are told, meana "the beautiful bird." The Chippewaa must have con-". con-". aidered Alvin a handsome i duck. j Time flies with the alight 7 though universal exemption of the period when yon cower in ', panio stricken terror in the dentist's chair. Jack informs us that his young on,'having successfully negotiated the destruction of a cob of corn, returned the frayed ekeleton to his - dad with the earnest request to "Fill it up again, daddy." o o o Stovn juot dnohod In to Ufl u about mevi fan who woo fjotino oourfuHy at tho oeituro thot fioohod oorooo tho ooroon ond, owoyina hio body to tho . turto ground out by tho thootro orooru- Ho lihod tho piooo. In foot, ho boeomo oo Intorootod that ho turnod to hio noighbor, prim damool of oomo fow oummorot ond ooldi MLody. oould you toll mo tho noma of tho pioco tho ergon' to ploying? "Oo foothor your noot," oho ropliod. "Oh, go jump in tho laka,1 aid tho film fan "I oakod you civil ojuootton.' o o Rtevo tell ua too that ho can't bp ony orre In tho advertiao-manta advertiao-manta of hair tonica that prom too to "arrow hair on a billiard ball.' horauno, ho Inqulrt. "What good la hair on a Millard ball?" SADIE THE SIREN Chapter 1002 i WHAT HAS GOXB BEFORE: Padl. tho queen of littlo Caocho- Slovakia, and a first claaa at ono- Hher when tt cornea to dotting: l's and croaolnp t'a, la now n tha proat wild place of Africa, whar atrons men quail or klU quail or aomvthlnp. Th Hons and .elephants .ele-phants hay orsanbted a aafety flrat campalam and although Sadlo 1a rmthor slender, they or polna; to trivm hor win berth. ON WITH ' THIS TRAGEDY.) V 801 Junped Into tho plungle Tarden ua 'twas a slip of tho Ynirue. Now for a Raw etart: Rd to pi un pod Into tho lunfflo, ifoliownd by her littlo party. With her aawed off shotpun sho slew a few mosquitoes to keep in practtao. 8he mounted tho hid of on to bo presented to th Black- amfthaontan institute of Now Jersey. Jer-sey. v "HacTia. ha. ha. ha." Somabodv was arlvlnf 8adl the ha. ha. Sadio didn't Ilk tt; It mad her ansroo. "Who darea to laugh at Bdie. the quean of Cezeehoospell It yourself " aho aaked In an Inquiring In-quiring tone, meanwhile giving gesture number S as lltuatratad In Caxlnka Reader and Speaker for Halfwits. "Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. thus did tho unknown continue to laugh. Little did ho know tho mettle of the foe whom he thus taunted. Could It bo Rudolph Hassetl-pfeffer. Hassetl-pfeffer. tho villain? Well, f really couldn't say. Rut Sadie wasn't frightened. "Never die." said aho. and aa a mi iter of fact aho had never died yeL tMore tomorrow.) |
