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Show SPORT SALAD UMBURaiR LIMKRlCKt. The Oermans are plunged In despair. They're getting their bum pa everywhere; The people are planning To pull off a canning Tha ''all high at" la up In the air. We'll render a bill to the Taut Kor all of hla III gotten loot; You ran bet H i a pipe, Kvery thing that they ewlpe Will prove to be only dead fruit. The atuff le all off with the Hun; Hla army fa now on tha run. The lime's drawing near When he'll have to pay dear for the murderoua deeds ha haa dona. Democracy now hae the call: Our boya have their eye on the ball. The llmdenburg Una They will puah to the Rhine, Where Wllhelm la due far a fail a e e VIS, INDCID. Kalaer am aaye Hie heart la Heevy. C hear u p.. B llUlha werat .la. yet ta aeme. e a e The mllle of the goda grind alowly, hut under the guiding hand of King Albert of Helyium thy are turning out a mid-dltng mid-dltng fine grade of grlat at the preeent time. e a e HIT 'KB UP. The boya "over here are about aa far behind their Liberty loan achaduie aa tha boya "over there" are ahead of ihotr Pari to Berlin ached ule. Come on. fellere, It fa go. e e e tee where the allied fleet fave Aue. trie a wallop In the naval baea. That aught te take the wind out of her sail a, a e e Emperor Charles la looking; for the guy that put the "It" In Italy. a e e OOOO NIOHTt See where the Oermane are ret I ring all along tha Una of the western front, e a e - Due to the nationwide dreutn. It ta reported thet the erop ef wild aata will be g total failure neat year. e e Out of deference lo the train achedulea, tha football achedulea fur tha currant aa-aon aa-aon will be curtallt-d e e e ONI-TWILFTH OROet. - A negro paster of Louisiana haa, twelve sons in the army and a 'thirteenth 'thir-teenth who le eo'ne aa aoon aa he le ef age, making a baker'g deien. e e I , CAN VOU BSAT ITT Here' a a play that came tip during a game In a email town In Vermont. we don't know the name of th town or th team, but anyway, to make a snort atory shorter, there were three on bae when the fourth batter hit to the pitcher, who fielded the ball to the cat v her for a force at the plate. While the pitcher waa fielding the bail tha bailor on deck ete)e Into the box and amite tha ball thai pitcher had thrown to catch tha riinner j at the plate, for a home run, five men j scoring on the clout. Her endeth the , I hot teat atory of the Hot Stove league, e e e WHY NOT MAKI IT A OOOO ONI T ! Thit's a pretty fnlr little story, hut not developed within 10 per cent of Ita potentially. po-tentially. It left four man altting on 'the bem-h not doing a thing, when the flrat three could have got on baa and the fourth elam the ball over the fence, j scoring four more rune and killing a Uer-mun Uer-mun apy or eome thing. e e e A NKCESSARV EVIL Don't buat tha alarm clock and kirk It around Or with Ita Internala play hob; Although It awakea you from slumber pro found, It helpe you la holding your Job. see ANSWERS. Doee the man who. plays the drums and about fourteen other contraptlona In the ore heat ra draw only one man a pay? Phil Harmonic. Yea. . It looke like tha musicians' union hooted on there. |