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Show ii A FREAK VI THE '-if ; VAY0rA5TPvEETCA?v To the Editor of The Telegram. The North Temple and. Poplar Grove street car No. 40 Is a howler that will put to shame the will beasts of a whole menagerie- It makes n'.ght hideous with its moans, groans and screeches; seven incarnate devils under the tor- " tar of the infernal regions could not rend the air with, a greater variety of unearthly sounds. It Is a kind of hades brakeless motor, a. cross between, a bucking bronco and a kangaroo. The motion Is compound up and down, right and left lateral, with Intermittent leap Into space which produces a sense of vacuity In the stomach, and so bewil-' 3ers the mind that one Is at a loss to know whether the motion Is vertical of horizontal. For a perpetual up and down wiggle, fore and aft whJppeto-. . ' whoop bang motion It is- unsurpassed. It Is a thing of energy and great capabilities capa-bilities if it could be tamed or civilised so as to convert the wasted energy into motion diametrically opposed to its wlggle-te-Jerk motion. If the theory of homeopathy Is true and like cures like, a season ticket for a ride over this road might prove a sovereign remedy for people suffering with St. Vitus - dance.' At all events, if you wish to describe m all the angles in a trapesold to your sat tsfactlon. a trip over this road will d Aj j the business. CITIZEN. Salt Lake City, January 16. 1903. . ; . |