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Show f -Tho Sunny Sido of Uaor. 1 ON THE BEACH. He There were, not many clams last season. THE SEASON. Hix I saw. you Saturday and you were half drunk. Dls That's all right Saturday la only a half-holiday. A PART OF IT TRUE. Sandford What, do you mean by saying- It's a great comfort to be in bed and ring for your valet? Why, you have no valet. Rwaggerly Well. I have a bell, haven't M ' 1 a A SHOBT TBAXNT Muriel Her train Is rather skimpy, isn't it? Myrtilla Tes; I guess It's one of those limited trains that you see advertised. chilly! "The prices of the coal dealer ought to help his business." "Why so?" "They make your blood run cold. ON" THE VAUDEVILLE STAGE. First Comedian I told my barber to order or-der a new mug for me. 8oond Comedian 1 don't blame yeu. |