Show 1 Al Proves Bold BoldMan BoldMan BoldMan Man by Socking Copper on Nose Cream Puff Vender Searching for Reputation So He Ho Can Challenge I Ira ra By FRANK K BAKER Telegram Sports Editor Al Newman the bald headed headed Dutch Dutch Dutchman man has bas found the reputation that should hould entitle him to wrestle Ira Darn Dern rn Just to prove hes he's already good goodenough goodenough goodnough enough nough to wrestle the former idol idolf of f arena fans burly Al sputtered and fumed umed his way through a whole hour with Sherm Christensen the Wrestling wrestling wres- wres ling cop copat at McCulloughs McCullough's arena Friday Friday Enday Fri Fri- day night The Dutchman turned In a masterpiece masterpiece master- master piece against the cop Why he even took ook a fall fail all in 34 minutes Just imagine I he the te technique the stamina and the brute rute strength it took to pin the foe who has been wrestling professIonally professional professional- ly y for tor all of three months Al Happy ManAl Man ManAl Al AI must be a happy man At last he Is vindicated Hes He's gained the reputation rep he said hed he'd been told to get before he could challenge Dern ern Promoter Referee Raymond Verne erno McCullough 1 was so amazed by the marvelous performance per per- of ot this pachyderm who delivers doughnuts cream puffs and mulberry tarts on his bakery wagon during the way that nut ho he raised his hand hi a triumph The Ine bout was blUed billed as two falls tails to win but what of ot it Hadn't this gigantic Ig monster from the Rhine struck a policeman in public Hadn't he been nervy enough to todo todo do what every taxpayer at some lome sometime time or other has wanted to do- do punch a cop in iii the nose Absolutely And anybody who's as nervy as all that is entitled to vIctory vIc vie I tory ory Hallelujah Our Alvin's moment of glory lory was not without its embarrassments ments how how- ever The spectators had him mumbling mumbling mum mum- bling to himself and anci sputtering like an inmate of the padded ward word with their heir taunts about his previous challenges challenges chal chal- lenges to our Ira Not at His Hi Best Let It herein be fairly stated slated of ofAl Al AI however that he didn't shine in his most resplendent glory Friday night At least we hope he didn't for the Al AI of Friday wouldn't last any longer against a well conditioned Ira ta Dern than a pretzel endures in a beer garden I mention well conditioned for Ira was anything but conditioned when ehe he ic recently tangled with the Red aiRed Terror at the arena One sometimes wonders i if Ira and Al will really clash It would be bea a sellout no doubt thousands of fans tans longing to see what these two rotund gentlemen gentle men could do against each other Ever since Perry wrote the president president dent those famous w words about meeting meet meet- ing ng tile the enemy and they are ours romantic souls have been trying to gain their triumphs in bunches Petulant Petulant lant ant Henry Jones of ot Provo gathered his lis victims like a bunch of ot grapes First he tangled with a restless spectator Next he picked up Referee McCullough and threw him bodily out of th the ring Then he sat upon Dave Reynolds for lor what was declared declared de de- de- de the third and deciding falL Wom Woman n Throws Shoe Hilarity broke its ts usual bounds of restraint even oven for a wrestling em em- Jones and Reynolds squared off McCullough became entangled in the mess again as aides and henchmen henchmen henchmen hench hench- men from all quarters swarmed into the ring A d dainty slipper from Miladys Milady's loot foot came sailing into the ring Hastily somebody turned out olt the lights and lights and finally order was restored McCullough called the fray a draw on the grounds that Reynolds Reynold had hac actually flattened Jon Jones while he the referee was picking himself up off the concrete Blinking BUnkin Bill Bm Wins Bill Hanson the heavyweight won from Del Kunkel the middleweight In a handicap affair in which he w was s required to take two falls alls within an hour Dels Del's lame knee buckled on him as he lost the first fall all in 34 minutes on a half nelson and body slam so he defaulted the scrap Hanson acted like a gigantic mud turtle most of the time Occasionally hed he'd poke his neck out of at his shell she and crawl around a bit but most o othe of the time h hed he'd d Just park on the canvas to manhandle the foe who outweighed outweighed out out- weighed him between 25 and 3 30 pounds pound I |