Show punts punt's Curtain Speech Pleases 1 nadian Theater Audience lIter alter Winchell of a 1 Man Talking to elf df Lents Hints closing line in hi his s 7 1 speech speech in Canada the other othel r st have endeared him t tc o n all He merely said you rather be an Eng Eng- naS in in England now than thins a in France W Vony Von Von- n y many of his intimates infinites V low what hat the H in Attorney era eral ra Robert H. H Jacksons Jackson's name Haughwout Is ds for only find out what jI 1 I could ears eans I like hearing Eddie or learned about an actors' actors being beu ig g in need of coin to give o needy the thespians pians Eddie t thare e and laid it on the line f'S port rt of Cantor Claus anybody ever called the doge South American boy Arnaz az a Latinee Idol Well hes hes he's been beell called it and what he wanna make of it of those news com- com tat rs would stop calling him the he K being son the son t there to confuse ups grown-ups played played hookey when they kids The argument of a aY av Y v editor that the folks east mes want war ar and vv West sto of It if is dont don don't dont t-is t is squelched 1 to 75 per cent of the ther r ricans deans ans in the Canadian forces Jr m the states west of the Denies s Girls who overe over- over e their lr ir lips make me wince S had bad about Billy Hill Hm They ti he couldn't live if he kept His HIe publisher had insured for 50 after hee he hes I Ie s e e Last ast up Round The augh laugh I had all aU day was learn- learn I that William Dudley Pelley's Tn T attached his furniture in m 1000 fees for fees for win win- of legal him im a a. stay of sentence from fromen fromen en en Serves Senes them right for ig 19 anything an to do with him j That hat f Washington newspapers newspaper's observation about the fleeing Italians Italians Italians Ital Ital- 1 Theres no place ians is a corker 1 like Rome I IAnn Ann Sheridan's squawk to o an interviewer read well but if she told the facts it mi might ht have read i better Ann complained med about the I number of who linked her ber with a a different romance weekly What Ann didn't add t was that the source was always the Warners Warner's press bureau The guys who put her in the and then on the map The rhythm to the verse of Beat me Daddy Eight to the Bar sets the toes tapping In jazz language they hey call it Hedy Lamarr in overalls as a street-car street motorman in the film Comrade is a lovely thing to look ook at The masthead of the New York Post says its purpose is to cultivate a taste for sound literature So it abolished its book jook department Funniest thing in ages is Senor Gaydas Gayda's blast warning America that hat the axis alliance wi will fight us if f we keep helping England I The haven't won a fight ight yet The only thing they can beat is a retreat The only newspaper writer whose likeness in his seemed proper because because because be be- cause he looked like the sort of man who would write such things was Broun How he missed Wonder if the Marx Brothers saved their heir money I Veloz and Yo- Yo landa never have to worry about I dough dough- Lady of t the Evening ing the Irving Irving Ir Ir- ving Berlin melody of long ago makes me sigh They always tell you rou to be big and forget the small things people do to hurt you OU Wish I could Never encountered a person yet who didn't do it a second time That's why my shins are are so calloused calloused- calloused from kicking myself Cole Porter Porter Por Por- ter the song writer seems to me free from professional jealousy Always Always Always Al Al- ways praising the songs of his rivals Id I'd rather read a review review review re re- re- re view of a show by Alexander than see it He I was usually last in the score box but they read him first Wonder onder if Willkie ever heard Jimmy Walkers Walker's line on applause and cheers Walker said They have lave such short echoes I That may not be right but its it's close enough Copyright 1940 Daily Mirror |