Show I PLA PLAYING rING FOOTBALL From Irom Happy Happ and tho the Chinese Question by Robert Ale Alexander Alexan Alexan- tier der Wason Vason in ill tho the May Metropolitan Magazine a ine Ches an and mo me got aJon along fine He lie was wasa a game little little- rooster an un it used to me inc half to death to hear heal him tell sonic some of his college c stories I never would a believed at a little feller could a a been bren a college collelo athlete butChes but Lut dies Ches had got his picture in tho the papers timo time and time again Iain At college they tho race in a u boot boat about the size sizo an shape I of a 11 telegraph raph polo eight of oi em cm rowin row in nn tim the coxswain perched died up behind passin out the frutti an out tho the path dies Cues that t the o coxswain coxswain cox cox- swain is t the e most important man in iii the tho boat 1 I afterward found out that this was his job joh Ho showed me nie now lion to topIa pIa play football too Its It's a nice exciting pastime but too vigorous for fel a n frail thiD thing like me He give gI mo me his cap to carr carry an nn told me mo to back hack off about twenty feet an try to run fun over oyer him bluit or er stick my mv stiff stitt arm firm in his face or do dodge ge him hint anyway anyway at all aU to get by I backed backer oil off an then I looked at him Ho lIo looked about as hard to get et by as a a. toadstool an au I sex X Now ow C Cues cs I dont don't want to havo have an any blood on my head held 5 so if ti you youve you've 0 jest been why h sa say say so But no DO would do but I must try and run him down I never ne won much of a reputation for fer bein slow an anI I weigh one five eight when Im I'm down to trim trini I took a breath an sailed into him I intended to J give o a 3 jump jest before I reached him an an nn go 0 clear above his head but bul I lacked the time timo Jest Test as I took my jump he gave a lunge an wrapped a grip nr about my lower extremities an m wo we 0 sailed u up among the tree tops All the tho way up I Iwas Iwas was yin tI to 1 figure uro out how it ha had happened happened hap hap- but ut when whon we struck tho earth a again l I didn't care I T knew it would woul never happen again Id I'd shoot first We lit on top of my face an whirled around a few times an then sort o 0 crumbled up in a n heap with him still off in my mv legs Jes Down ho an now tho the ball hall is dead I cant can't answer for the ball SOT sea I It I. but Im I'm about as near bela in tho the coffill coffin cof col- fin fill mood myself as 1 I ever get ct at this I time Hmo o 0 the rear ear What t Fame game did you say sav we was in ml l' l I This his is football ho hOt |