Show I A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY MAN Do Do you know the Goldsb Golds- Golds b bys 9 Do Do I know Didn't our hired girl work for Cor t them em a year ear Just lust before coming to our house Los Los An Angeles Herald I see you several times with t same ame young man at Cove lIar Harbor or Perhaps you ou did Anything serious It seemed so at the time He lIe was the only young man n at the hotel Cleveland Plain Dealer Have you ou ever done anything to tomake tomake tomake make the world happier Inquired the very f serious m manI manI man mn n I have answered Col Cot Stilwell I once started a L distillery Washington Star What hat became Or of of the young oung chap who was writing How to Live on Ton Ten Cents Cente per Day asked the caller He lie left lert responded the publisher I Wh Why 1 Because we refused to allow him DO 50 DOcents 0 cents for tor dinner Philadelphia Philadelphia nee Rec ord DC St Style Where Style Where did the boys bos acquire that b beautiful college yell They They merely repeat the stations as heard from the conductor on the local train New New York SunI SunI SunI Sun I am going to visit the Jail There Is a man I want to see HOC dc there la Is ono Jno all I 1 know lenow about forty whom I should like to see there In In Indianapolis News New Do you think said the old but less prosperous friend that all your magnificent magnificent mag mag- furniture brings any real happiness happiness happiness hap hap- Im sure of ot It It answered Mr Cum- Cum rox Its a a. source of ot Teat comfort I know that if IC the coal strike continues I can use it for Cor Washington Star Hello contraIl central called the man at atthe atthe atthe the phone give me the pas gas as office Yes sir replied th the operator but butI I must warn you In advance that wo we cannot tolerate any ny bad language over the wire Spare Spare Moments Your father Was vas disappointed In your our monthly report of or course said the school teacher No maam ma'am replied the dull schola schol schol- a ar r. r No 01 You dont don't mean to tell me he was satisfied with It No maam ma'am but he said he hadn't expected to be satisfied with It Phil Phil Philadelphia adell adelphia hla Pre Press What Is the reform in party part your our politics Inquired the British tourist Wh Why the party out of ot o of course replied the wise native phil nall Phil Philadelphia adelphia Record Recon Lot upon beIng beIng- notified that his wife wite had been turned to salt alt wa was observed to shed tears Why in blazes couldn't sh she e have turned to coal he muttered angrily But nut this vision of a n sudden fortune having been speedily shattered he resumed his weary march onward New York Times Scribbler Scribbler-I I dont don't mind paying Ying letter Jetter posta postage e on the articles article that I send to the magazines but I think when the manuscripts are arc returned to me they ought to to come cheaper Friend Friend Certainly Certainly The editors should be allowed to label them second class matter New New York Weekly Mrs Hoax Hoax My My new servant girls girl's a n one but she makes m my husband so mad Hes He's a crank about his coe cot cof fee e you ou know Mrs And And she cant can't make coffee cot cot- fee eh ch Mr Mrs Hoax Hoax She She makes mikes it Just right but that's thal the one thing thing- he always likes to kick about and now he hasn't an any excuse dont don't you ou s see see Philadelphia 1 Record Statistics prove said Fald the Wise 1 GU Guy that poor people live longer lonser than rich ones Naturally replied the Simple Mug Iru the doctors let the poor people alone Philadelphia Record |