Show The Commercial club is to be congratulated upon the tho promptness with which it is starting the campaign for a permanent water supply The committee com corn mitt c of fifty which is announced today is composed com coin posed of representative business men and now let the good work be bc pushed with vim im vigor and de dc- termination Isn't it treating our burglars and footpads rather courteously merely to l keep a surveillance lIance over them Why by not do as they do in many larger larget cities them twelve hours to leave town and give give thirty daS daj's on the thc rock pile if not gone by next morning Why Thy doesn't Aguinaldo come over and visit us He promised a good long while ago Is he afraid the Aunties would not give him him bim as hearty a welcome welcome welcome wel wel- come as he be would like Maybe he knows Gov Taft Taft has explained to Americans a few few things about him bim Chairman Ten in his appeal for funds declares that no sum in excess of 10 will be accept accept- ed Cl He should patent this clause as a sure suie pre preventive prevent ent ire ive of disappointment King Alfonso Alfouso is just beginning to realize that King Ed Edwards Edward's wards ward's head was level when the English ruler said American girls were the prettiest and mid smartest in the world Every householder will win be assessed about 12 12 if the water meter ordinance becomes a law Some graf grafter cl may get part of this money the taxpayer is ig forced to pa pay A dozen persons saw the masked men just before P. P A. A Soren Sorensen en was attacked on his bis doorstep yet the police are unable to obtain even een a clue to the mys mya tery As Chairman Cannon has opened private headquarters headquarters head head- quarters in the thc Knutsford parlors it is up to Chairman Chair Chair- man Anderson to lease the Alta AIta clubs club's first floor front It is said that Councilman Fernstrom is nailing together a speech on the thc water wafer pr problem blem that will prove him to be such an orator as Webster never was If the Council passes the water meter ordinance in the face of the protests of taxpayers who is to place the order for the worth of meters The Council should sell Bell the privilege of acting as water meter buyer huyer The fhe opportunity for graft should make the right a valuable one The proposed water meter ordinance presents a rare opportunity for grafters to line their wallets with greenbacks Grand Duke Boris Doris has sailed for Europe and the the fashionable apes of oC New of-New New York will proceed proceed- to tod d don n mourning Tom lom Johnsons Johnson's speeches are of oC the true Democracy Democracy racy stripe They all bear the Bryan label Somehow we all take to prosperity these days and rather taboo the apostles of despair I Instead of throwing m mud d lets let's throw suga sugar beats beats I in this campaign v i 1 |