Show A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY FUNN FUNNYMAN MAr MAN i Briggs What's What's your Idea of ot heaven WIl Well Its It's the way say a a. man teel feels the thc first three da days 8 after he Is 15 homo home from a n. summer Bummer vacation Life A boy usually knocks s over five things in passing through h a n. room and if It he Is lt particularly careful and tries not to to he ho knocks ov over r ten Globe Tommy Tommy pop Pop what Is an average n man F Father Father ther An average e man my son la is one who feels that In is a n. little better than his neighbors Philadelphia Record Three knots an on hour Is not such cuch bad time for a n. clergyman smilingly said paid the minister to himself Just jupt after ho had united the third couple couple Dill Did you get any tips on the races racca this year ar Yes Ye t got ot one from the boss thia morn morning I ng What was It He lie said hed he'd fire me if ir he ever er heard that I played them Chicago Amen Ameri can Did you see pee that a n. number of at monster monster mon mon- ster bullfrogs got on a track and hold held holdup up UI a coal train out West I suppose the they knew the train hand handa couldn't afford to throw coal at them theta Cleveland Plain Dealer I wish you would do something for tor formy formy tormy my husband said the anxious wife Hes lies worrying about money Dont b bo ho alarmed answered th the s physician reassuringly rea Ill relieve relle hImor him of or that that PhiladelphIa Philadelphia Record Berly Yes Berly-Yes Yes when Jack married hecho her hec ho he thought she W waa 3 an angel ansel but It wasn't long Ions before he found out hism his hla m mistake is take Sibyl Sibyl Disappointed Disappointed I I should say not He found she was waa wasa a good cook Baltimore Herald Judge I Judge I tell you ou Klinker Is happy- happy he ho feels nfl nA If Ie he has just Junt found money Fudge Hows How's How's Hows that tha l He has employed a a. lawyer lawer who has succeeded In having hIs Ms taxes low lowered red 55 5 What hat was the lawyers lawyer's aw fee feeT feer Ten dollars I believe BaltIn Herald Docs Does my bo be boy Inquired the tho parent seem to have a natural bent In an anone any one direction Yes sir saId eald the teacher Ho gives cr c every Indication of ot being a a. captain captaIn cap cap- tam tain of Industry some day He lie gets the theother theother oth other r bo boys s 's to do lio all nil the work for him Chicago Tribune La Lay on on Macduff cried Macbeth Macduff was motionless be the matter noo said Mitt Macbeth Diana DInna ye e ken that's th the tha cue I was na sure fure said Macduff whether ye C were ere JU just Junt t recht In your ur grammar I 1 thought you ou meant lie llo on an that I wadna stand But nut Its It's all recht noo 1100 And the conflict began Toledo hegan-Toledo Toledo Bee Bill Its It's Its It's no use talking you oU cant can't work this farm tarm without faith an anI I aint got cot an any Mrs Irs Well ell Well I 1 notice you ou gave sa I it a good deal of absent treatment last hut year ear Just the thc same Chicago Chicago DailY Dally News |