Show Tears and Smiles in the N News vs e l HERE are tears in the news of that honest I N New y York sandwich mans man's going crazy because because because be be- cause his mind could not stand the change from poverty and squalor to comparative af- af fluence luence Then there was a Long Island man mall who got religion In his street preaching he lie told of having reformed after stealing two valuable valuable val- val bronzes from a Brooklyn church A A. deI detective de- de ei e- e i I c in the crowd took him to jail for the theft It is with II mixed emotions that one i reads of Andrew Mellons Mellon's loss of nearly 3 i I in a sale of stocks from himself to I Ii himself i ii Darwin is still anathema to B By a vote of 67 to 20 its legislature has re reo J fused to repeal the monkey law A teacher who tells pupils our ancestors once cha chattered i J jI in treetops ma may be jailed A Denver man mani i kills kilL himself because in thirty years cars of trying I he could not oY j overcome that old devil evil friction I Seeking to solve the mysteries of perpetual motion mo- mo 1 tion turn all that time he lie left a note to his hie wife i saying ng No one else must follow my mind to that awful place of almost succeeding Girls in short skirts and silk stockings takI tak talc 1 I ing the jobs from Paris evoked I the protest that thc they could not compete but butI I begging beggin advertisers to consider that the thc 4 of the girls diverted attention from the adver- adver they carried Also in Paris critics of ofa I Ia a film director were challenged to a duel I is a grim business over there here him him said Governor Governor Gov Gov- Let out and give a cigar his e eye e blacked by an Arizona cattleman who failed to smile when he said it and got a split lip and a night in jail The governor packs a wicked punch in his left An Indiana college professor developed a anew anew anew new idea in ill economics He lie himself and held himself for ransom but hut when his notion notion no- no tion ion failed to click he lie broke down and con- con essed The Time bandmaster of the Kansas state penitentiary who had been both beating time tim and md doing ti lC got permission from the warden war- war den leu to go to town for some sonic music N Now No 0 the he band is minus minus music and the penitentiary minus a bandmaster Connubiality in varying degrees is manifest by y the Hungarian count who challenged thirteen thir- thir teen cen persons to a duel because they expelled his wife from their club for cheating at cards while in White Plains N N. Y a man remarries his lis divorced wife because he lie had failed tov to find another nother bridge partner to his liking In Columbus Columbus Co- Co lumbus umbus a policeman dropped from the force for or gambling becomes a candidate for ma mayor or of f his town As for mixed weather Sudbury Ont ant reports an apple tree in blossom blosom on the same ame day the authorities in Cleveland apologize to o the citizens for not removing their ashes because they are arc too busy removing snow from rom the streets and amid in Kansas one of the worst vorst dust storms in its history is putting on a show how An eastern physician announces doped soup as a cure for insanity This then is the news of the week from soup to nuts |