Show Walter Winchell BROADWAY GOSSIP The be Private Papers of ot a Cub Jub Reporter Walter B B. B P Pitkin's simile is a pip pip pip- Informal as a sneeze And George Brooks Brooks' simile is one of the best in ina a long while The clock hands were closing like scissor blades on snipping off oCt another da day The late Frank whose hatch atch of simile su suggestions I miss so ver very ery much would have included them hem in ir the years year's ou outstanding I know now Gosh how I despise copyists I always have You cant can't respect anybody who Is merely a carbon not ot even when they are good at it But criticism rolls of off their dull knives for for they all arc are so ro desper desper- te for recognition of ot a sort and ando so o desperate to make a living they living they tuff stuff their waxed ears to the hL hiss hiss- ing ng But nobody can tell me inc that when thc they try to go to sleep at that nights that they dont don't toss restlessly restless- restless I ly y knowing the they are also The most of the Broadway Broad- Broad way vay area rendezvous is the newly up upholstered Casino no not the Paree o or r the one oe jn tn n the tile Park but the one where the imported French revue Folies arrived arrive Xmas mid mid- night Other assignments kept this I pa passerby rb from waiting to enjoy the new ew tenant but if it is as enchanting as s the toe place Itself it probably will wm give ive i the field fJeld an endless headache headacheS S Russell Pattersons Patterson's marionettes in n the are among the high spots x ts and the layout has the big big- time me brand written all o over or r it it The transient trade will have to include It t among the ports parts that mustn't be missed when seeing New York and andle the le towners will find the beautifully beautiful- beautiful ly iy f appointed place worth the admission sion One trusts however ho that the maitre as headwaiters prefer pre pre- fer fec er being called will never forget that lat a maitre anywhere must first of or all be a diplomat and not Imitate milage a trooper in Germany White Fl Flag g to fist fights tights please lease until m my wing heals ou heels Philadelphia the they tell me is the toughest town for lor shows to tr try their wings in inThe The a audiences ces there are not ot chumps chumps they they know what they like ke Boston isn't so fussy The critics there are the live and sort Didn't Smiles en tice ice rave reports there Smells would would have been a better title HUe for it Pittsburgh is another city where the ie audiences are practically G. G J J. Washington and Baltimore Baltimore Balti- Balti more nore simply wont won't be bothered giving giving ing ng an opinion to hear some tome of the players tell it It Im I'm dizzy Chicago-dizzy New York is almost as gay as Chicago Sari San Francisco is nicer nicer than han either elther place and Los Angeles puts skin on my frame Miami Beach i in n the fancy Roncy sector is the nearest thing to heaven heaven and and look who's talking bIking 1 mean heaven must mustI be c f like it it 1 If It you yot think your our show or a act l is good tr try it out in n New II lEaven Haven t en Ann Arbor or Champagne Champagne Cham Cham- IlL The Thc boys bos think oure youre if if you dont don't wear skirts Ill never forget the time I made the he sad blunder of or giving ing a theater full of or college boys an argument from the stage One was lying in his OiS front row pew with his big tootsies toot sies on the orchestra railing and daring dar ing ng me rae to get comical it seemed And so like a dope dope I I made a liP flip crac crack about and and then came the ambulance |