Show NEW YORK BANDITS STILL ARE ON GOLD STANDARD NEW YORK Dec 30 UP UP UP-Az As far faras faras as lS two bandits are concerned the dollar dol dol- lar still Is h on the gold standard standard and and only the gold standard The two robbers one of them wearing wear wear- ing lag a policeman's uniform entered a 5 and 10 cent store We want the dough they told the manager They then took from the Mf sale a asack asack asack sack containing about 1500 most of it In silver Oh hell said ont ona there theres too much silver In it We ought to take It anyway said the other No said the first Its too heavy While they were arguing the manager manager manager man man- ager snatched up the sack lack and raced to the cellar The bandits fled empty empty- handed |