Show Odd News NewsFlashes NewsFlashes Flashes Flashes- Fire Water EAST VIEW N N. Y Dec 21 P P- P Arthur W. W head keeper at East EastView EastView EastView View penitentiary smelled liquor somewhere in the place but was unable unable un un- un able to trace it until yesterday Then he found that a fire extinguisher hanging hanging hang hang- ing in the main hall was full of homebrew homebrew home homebrew brew just about ripe for Christmas consumption It was fire water all right said He questioned the prisoners but admitted his chances of finding the brewers brewers- were slim Made Them Pipe Down GREENS GREENSBURG BURG Pa Dec 21 Joseph College honest didn't rebel when three holdup men stopped his truck He didn't get mad when they told him to Stick em up and handover handover hand handover over his money He had only But when one of the holdup men knocked Joes Joe's pipe from his mouth that was too much One punch put one of or the trio on the ground Another r haymaker grounded a second and the fled Joe in addition to being an ardent pipe smoker is something of an amateur amateur ama ama- wrestler and he weighs pounds The rhe holdup men didn't know that t. t huick Quick Duick Sale OKLAHOMA CITY Dec 21 uP W- W Two calls over the police radio indicate indi indi- indicate cate the ki kind o of service that can be had by those who go about it in the right tight way The calls were Car 5 go to the Ozark drug store Man wants to buy tickets to the policeman's policeman's policeman's police police- mans man's ball And three minutes later C Car Crr Ir 5 back in s service Where Is Larka 1 SEATTLE Dec 21 fl Maybe JP-Maybe Maybe Larka the singing parrot is Hollywood Hollywood Holly Holly- wood bound At any rate she was not present in superior court to hear herself characterized char char- characterized as a in the divorce suit of Mrs Marion H. H Brown each of whom is seeking a ad d decree re I. I Mrs Brown testified Brown bestowed bestowed be be- stowed towed too much attention on the bird and ad that he planned to take her herto herto herto to Hollywood I Now Now the bird has disappeared I Brown rown said he believed it just flew I Sway away way The case was taken under advisement advisement advise advise- in ment t. t Now l Its It's Gobbler Grab Grabs s 11 BEA BEAVER VER Pa Dec 21 JP The Beaver valley witnessed a a. new verion verlion ver ver- ion lion of an old dance the dance the turkey trot co contemporary t m with the bum Ii M 1 O 1 all all ll because somebody unlocked thedoor the j door on John Roth's poultry h Out fluttered more than turkeys turkeys tur keys keys Roth the police pollee and part of I he e fire company gamboled after afler I th them them m. m pursuing the gobbling birds i through streets over fences and even sup up on rooftops They hope to have havet t birds out of ot the streets and into the thet t pans by Christmas Y Yuletide SP Spirit t 7 COTTAGE GROVE Ore D Dec 21 Although VP-Although W Although they are hundreds of I from their homes home in Illinois 1 the tho boys boy of ot the Brice Cr Creek k C C C tamp near here will entertain for Christmas instead of bein being enter I Their commanding officer Lieuten Lieutenant I ant F. F P. P is a naval officer I f explained its it's tsan an old navy custom I to to entertain a bunch of ot youngsters for Christmas The tree troopers thought I it t was a a swell awell Idea They'll entertain i 1 15 y 1 whose ase name names wert wera furnished by I tM flag M Clou S. S |