Show Goes to Jail for Stealing Spoons Must Remain Rema n for Theft of Poetry NEW YORK Dec 23 Anthony k P Anthony Kramer a handyman went to jail because be cause he stole stoIc some silver sliver spoons from a home in which he was employed employed em em- now he must stay there because because be be- cause Cluse he stole stole a poem County Judge Franklin Taylor was going through his mall mail the thc other day and came acro across a poetic plea for lor clemenc clemency It was from Kramer Wh Why this man Is Js a genius ex cx exclaimed claimed the judge after reading the verse If It If this this man man wrote this poem he should be released Ill I'll t take a k e c steps And so Kramer was notified that if it he would turn out another such uch piece of or writing just of course to prove he hc was not faking laking the jud judge e would secure his freedom Kramer squirmed in his cell for a while am and then called the warden I I er er I didn't actually write that tha poem he confessed I just it I saw it printed in a paper papera a lon long time ago and it seemed to fi fit my case So Kramer will have to finish hi his 17 months in jail I do poetry myself said the judge in refusing to act but I write my own I dont don't steal it il |